"I like to live my life by some of my favorite quotes. One of them being, "If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a pussy." That was I believe from the late Alfred Einstein." -Steve Stepp
"Kittens aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes, they're supposed to smell like titties."
-Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
"If you were to assemble a United States of Playground you would need a place to locate a capital; a place where the landscape was created by Dr. Seuss with a backhoe. A place where it is possible to wake up in summertime and drive to winter. In short, you would need Utah."-Jonny Moseley
i mean i have a one eyed cat and it got named wink before i could get my input in, regardless of that fucked situation name that motherfucker black beard
To bestow upon females' genitalia a titillation unlike that which they have ever had bequeathed unto them in this mortal span of days is the driving force behind man's ever present urge to best his peers in contests of might and wit.