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danderson.
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Hey Newschoolers!

I've developed a query quite recently and decided to take it to the great minds of Newschoolers.com on the Internet Explorer. Now answer this for me, Newschoolers! How hard would it be for one to swim through a pool filled to the brim with Jif's Extra Crunchy peanut butter?


Oct 6 2013 1:51AM
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Aidan-G
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Is there a mattress in it?
Oct 6 2013 1:53AM
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NinetyFour
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Oct 6 2013 2:01AM
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Aidan-G
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^This guy knows
Oct 6 2013 2:05AM
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penguiin
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mattress + crane...this is already going places
Oct 6 2013 2:13AM
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MilaKunis
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But mattress + cranes= still not going places
Oct 6 2013 2:20AM
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penguiin
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Oct 6 2013 2:21AM
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Phil-X-
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The real question is who the fuck uses internet explorer?
Oct 6 2013 2:23AM
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MilaKunis
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Lol you think that started here. But a mattress in a pool needs a crane. A mattress in peanut butter.that thing is in there for good.
Oct 6 2013 2:25AM
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penguiin
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I just had to be sure ya know? no hard feelings.
Oct 6 2013 2:33AM
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Aidan-G
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Oct 6 2013 2:49AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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I was thinking the same thing....

And on the subject of mattresses and cranes...you guys are talking like that is just some internet catchphrase like cool story hansel....nananana it's a fact. A real life Fact. Mattress+Pool=Crane. Simple math.

And I would definitely prefer swimming trough some smooth pb than crunchy.
Oct 6 2013 6:37AM
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MASkier
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Yeah, thats not going to help you much of you don't have a pool to get it out.
Oct 6 2013 9:41AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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wrong. it's pool+crane=mattress
Oct 6 2013 10:34AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Dude your math is shit...mattress=crane-pool
Oct 6 2013 11:06AM
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Twerk
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Then what's ski patrol doing?
Oct 6 2013 11:06AM
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CashmereCat
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Pretty sure I would die if I swam through either smooth or crunchy. Being allergic to peanuts and all
Oct 6 2013 11:10AM
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