ionian dorian phrygian lydian mixolydian aeolian locrian... j/k. i just wanted to see if i could remember them all.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
i play alto sax in jazz band, good shit. guitar outside of school.
don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
i used to play the alto sax in high school...but then last summer i took my old one and turned it into a bong...it was tight shit
'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
yea dude. i love pentatonic. but they start to get boring after awhile. thats why i like to play major scales and warp them around to get wierd sounding tones.
A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.