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How much HP should my computer have?

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TannerBalls
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Whats the average HP for a computer CPU?
Oct 1 2013 5:34PM
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Anathema
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all of it.
Oct 1 2013 5:36PM
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CaptainObvious.
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560.

Also, no less than 725 ft.lbs.
Oct 1 2013 5:38PM
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Sno.
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22 mpg

Oct 1 2013 5:42PM
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Miomo
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Probably about 57. Nothing can kill it with that many hitpoints, as long as you've also got a pretty good defense level.
Oct 1 2013 5:52PM
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Guck
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Watch out for the dragons, yo
Oct 1 2013 5:53PM
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d00d
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Make sure to buy a lot of potions in case the hp starts getting low!
Oct 1 2013 5:57PM
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TannerBalls
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yeah... I'm talking horse power
Oct 1 2013 6:02PM
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Static
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Oct 1 2013 6:03PM
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CaptainObvious.
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If you can fit even one horse in your computer I would consider it a win.
Oct 1 2013 6:03PM
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byubound
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Approximately 8 liters, give or take a pound or so
Oct 1 2013 6:03PM
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howlongcanausern
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1.21 jigawatts
Oct 1 2013 6:04PM
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TannerBalls
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siris answrs only plz
Oct 1 2013 6:39PM
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whoa-dere
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over 9000
Oct 1 2013 6:44PM
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urbanjib
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siri said she didnt know what I was talking about.
Oct 1 2013 6:44PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Here are some of Siri's answers


Oct 1 2013 6:46PM
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TannerBalls
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I SAID sirious not siri the apple
Oct 1 2013 6:52PM
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p-fo
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The 2001 references are awesome hahaha.
Oct 1 2013 7:00PM
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Sno.
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ahahaha, nice.
Oct 1 2013 7:09PM
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byubound
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You spelt his name wrong, and that must be a big computer to fit him in there

Oct 1 2013 7:10PM
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GayWolf420
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HP refers to Hospitality of Porn, correct? As in the amount of storage set aside for porn.
Oct 1 2013 7:10PM
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SeanTom
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as much as this lvl 19 desktop.

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Oct 1 2013 8:00PM
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rigzz
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Mine as 42 and isn't strong enough. Should I turbo it?
Oct 1 2013 10:44PM
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Rafiki
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so fat you could park 10 tahoes on it
Oct 1 2013 11:05PM
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E__
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With a minimum of 400 hp each.
Oct 1 2013 11:18PM
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TannerBalls
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I think I'm going to go with the mac book. thanks for the help guys!
Oct 1 2013 11:23PM
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Algebra
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holy shit martin luther king jr looks like meek mill.

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Oct 1 2013 11:25PM
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whoa-dere
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Conspiracy!!!!!!!!
Oct 1 2013 11:43PM
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SeanTom
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what? that when he said "I have a dream" he actually meant "I'm a dreamchaser"?
Oct 1 2013 11:47PM
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chicken
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about 0.07 HP
Oct 1 2013 11:47PM
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TannerBalls
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That's been established dumb fuck.
Oct 1 2013 11:58PM
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skier58284
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Shut up, you're wrong, retard.
Oct 2 2013 12:45AM
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whoa-dere
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dreamchasers 3 was a letdown
Oct 2 2013 1:01AM
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chicken
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i'm being serious. at least for an average laptop with an i7.
Oct 2 2013 1:16AM
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byubound
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What are a macbook
Oct 2 2013 10:17AM
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d00d
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I think it comes from a fruit? A peach or strawberry or something. I can't remember
Oct 2 2013 6:46PM
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TannerBalls
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I got the mac book. Please delete this thread mods
Oct 2 2013 7:30PM
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Spagett+
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you should have gotten a mac. They just work.
Oct 2 2013 7:53PM
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youngdtay
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So I've heard. Atleast it had a Ma$e feature, even if Ma$e has been terrible since Big L died.
Oct 2 2013 8:14PM
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.Apex.
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18 jiggabites
Oct 4 2013 1:07AM
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CaptainObvious.
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You should only be so lucky. I wish that when someone asks you, "How do you like that macbook?" You would be forced to show them this thread so they know you have no clue.
Oct 4 2013 1:32AM
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Aidan-G
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What the fuck? Just realized this wasn't Gnartron. Get a new icon
Oct 4 2013 1:33AM
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