"When in trouble, tuck for double."
"BUTTER BALL!" -Hyphy Dad Filmer
"When I entered the world and took my first breath the doctor gave me a blunt and a 40 ounces of beer..." -EForty
"Yep - you sir just won the internet. Al Gore is on his way to deliver a Llama." -Mr.Bishop
"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
"I like to live my life by some of my favorite quotes. One of them being, "If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a pussy." That was I believe from the late Alfred Einstein." -Steve Stepp
"Kittens aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes, they're supposed to smell like titties."
-Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys