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Kid caught on fire at school

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-WZ-
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So today at break this kid basically caught on fire. Apparently he stole some potassium from a science lab the block before and had it in his pocket. It either reacted with the air or something in his phone because it was in the same pocket. Basically his pocket just started smoking and he ran outside and threw off his hoodie which was completely wrecked. Kid has burns on his hand and his shirt and hoodie were pretty burnt. Completely smoked up the MPR haha it was pretty funny, and it also made a good joke about ios7 because he had an iphone and played it off like that's what caused it

Anyways, the point of this thread is just post some random shit thats gone down at your school


Sep 27 2013 12:33AM
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Petey.
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Sep 27 2013 12:36AM
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El_Barto.
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My best friends dad killed his mom then shot himself. I was called into the office to be there with him when they told him the news. Murder suicide is pretty random even if it didnt happen at school
Sep 27 2013 12:38AM
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GeorgiaJibber
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Well a kid jacked off in ap physics today so ya...
Sep 27 2013 12:44AM
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Maruchan
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Sometimes kids order pizzas in class at my school. Not a lot happens. Some kids new mercedes got hit though and the guy who hit it left a note that said "sorry i hit your car." another kid got a window smashed in on his BMW.
Sep 27 2013 1:30AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Weird. The exact same thing happened to my dad. His friend and him walked into the living room though. They were the first to know so they saw all of the brain matter and what not on the ceiling.
Sep 27 2013 1:31AM
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-WZ-
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thats fucked
Sep 27 2013 9:56PM
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KingGeedorah
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Sep 27 2013 10:06PM
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Aidan-G
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I banged my teacher. Now lots of you will say, "Aidan, Mr. Rodriguez was a janitor not a teacher." To all you Debbie Downers I say whatever, you never got to see his secret van
Sep 27 2013 10:17PM
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-PoonHammer-
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U wot m8?
Sep 27 2013 11:19PM
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LoathesRaisins
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U avin' a giggle' der' m8???
Sep 27 2013 11:23PM
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-PoonHammer-
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Ya m8 I'm craquin up rite nao, u wanker
Sep 27 2013 11:53PM
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skier58284
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lol, that's awesome. My dad and his friend took potassium from the science lab when they were in high school and put it in the toilet. I wonder how that would go with rubidium...
Sep 28 2013 12:05AM
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Horsefacekillah
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be me grade 10, walking around with big group of friends, one of them has this fleshlight thing that his fucking around with (pun intended) walks into cafeteria of about 400 kids and several staff members yells something really loud (cant remember what) and lobs the fleshlight into a crowd of kids. The old ass cafeteria lady picks it up and looks at it like dafuk is this, we all run away laughing our asses off. And to top it off he told us later that he jerked it with it once and threw it because it sucked.

Also as a senior prank we had a huge dildo fight.

*sparknotes-flesh light, thrown into cafe, old lady finds it, ?????, profit
Sep 28 2013 12:14AM
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FigNewton
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Last year, a kid at my school shot a cap gun in the commons the day after the Sandy Attacks. My friend who was near by started to scream that he shot him. The administrator's were all standing like 20 feet away and say the whole thing. The kids went the office and got suspended. During this he had 3 joints in his backpack. Luckily when he went to the bathroom he flushed them and never got caught with them. If he had he would have gotten expelled.
Sep 28 2013 12:57AM
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M.M
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fuck i want my highschool to be like all of yours, but at least 12 over 9 of these stories are fake
Sep 28 2013 1:33AM
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Aidan-G
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Mine is true. I never lie
Sep 28 2013 1:34AM
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act.resist
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sandy plankton told me that sea turtles live to be a hundred!
Sep 28 2013 1:39AM
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lands11
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lol OP must be gay
Sep 28 2013 2:46AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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fuck
Sep 28 2013 3:17PM
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remove
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all these school stories have blown ass lately. and by lately I mean today
Sep 28 2013 3:35PM
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