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What's the most attractive thing in a ski guy/girl?

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valentinetho
Posts: 105 - Karma: 318
Me and my buds are having a debate about this. Girls who wear steezy gear and can throw down and guys that look steezy but aren't dicks?



I know all you guys have something to say about this lol

Sep 25 2013 11:59AM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,177
Sep 26 2013 2:05PM
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Jahaws
Posts: 632 - Karma: 508
When you see that huge hesh dick through the skinnies....thats when you know its husband material.
Sep 26 2013 2:51PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,177
I can't figure out if you are a moron or if you are trolling all of us and you are brilliant
Sep 26 2013 2:56PM
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FIBski
Posts: 197 - Karma: 315
from my experience most park skiing girls tend to be kinda ratchet..
Sep 26 2013 4:37PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
A girl who can ski as well if not better than me...(not a claim/claim But many ski for D1 schools now.)
Sep 26 2013 4:43PM
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PG_EDA
Posts: 472 - Karma: 786
Fuckin lost it so bad hahaha
Sep 26 2013 4:51PM
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SirMurficus
Posts: 20 - Karma: 14
I'm with a girl that races and does park. Fit and shreds with me. What is not to like?
Sep 26 2013 4:55PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
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Sep 26 2013 5:00PM
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sjgrundon
Posts: 28 - Karma: 1,520
Ingrid Backstrom, Lindsey Vonn, Lynsey Dyer, julia mancuso, Rachael Burks, grete ellassen, suz graham, jen hudak... Do I need to go on? There are girl skiers that shred the park and the mountain, maybe not as many girls as there are guys. Give us girls some credit.
Sep 26 2013 5:05PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
oh really i didnt know Lindsey Vonn shredded the park....
Sep 26 2013 5:08PM
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sjgrundon
Posts: 28 - Karma: 1,520
I was just listing skiers, didn't know it was suppose to be just girls that shred the park.
Sep 26 2013 5:09PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
please find it
Sep 26 2013 5:11PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
please just change your name to captain obvious because jesus christ
Sep 26 2013 5:12PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Ask and ye shall receive.
Sep 26 2013 5:14PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
On the flipside, a girl who doesn't say 'fer shure' every other sentence with a surfer bro accent. It
Sep 26 2013 5:32PM
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papermache
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 616
classic
Sep 26 2013 5:43PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
Sierra Quitiquit fits all the requirements
Sep 26 2013 5:47PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
you said in your own post, and I quote, "there are girl skiers who shred both the park and mountain". I bet Marcuso and Vonn get hella steezy and shred the park lane at Breck when they're not training to win metals.
Sep 26 2013 5:48PM
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sjgrundon
Posts: 28 - Karma: 1,520
My point exactly, there are girls that shred the mountain and/or the park.
Sep 26 2013 5:54PM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
ill lipside your rail if you nose press my box
Sep 26 2013 5:54PM
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theVan
Posts: 204 - Karma: 225
yep she has to be fine and also chill. attention freak with huge ego not cute. who cares if she's a racer? naturally the chick is extra hot when she's into the same style/hobby and she looks comfortable and natural doing it. If all I have to do is buy her lunch after hitting on her on the lift, you can count every single straight male in. Assuming she's top quality, and not an insecure internet troll that thinks she's cool for standing around the park all day waiting for guys to check her out. Quit pretending you don't like it, and find a dude that can give you a proper orgasm.
Sep 26 2013 6:55PM
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ski0
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 5,370
skiing = happy
happy = attractive

as long as they love skiing, i love them
Sep 26 2013 7:07PM
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Uah
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 176
I couldn't read past the first page. So many people dislike the smallest things that seem so pointless and arbitrary. "Don't say blabla" or "don't dress this way" or "don't do anything outside of the social norm".

As long as you don't take life too seriously and can laugh at yourself, then you are damn pretty damn attractive in my books. You just need a nice pair of child bearing hips and then BAM you're hot.
Sep 26 2013 7:29PM
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terraclot
Posts: 438 - Karma: 665
qfe because HOT DAMN
Sep 26 2013 7:33PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
If she owns a cabin, thats hot
Sep 26 2013 7:52PM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331
its all about the cute lifties, because no matter what, they're always there to talk to you after every single run.... whether they like it or not
Sep 26 2013 8:00PM
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trilliswillis
Posts: 143 - Karma: 154
Yeah but bro has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like??
Sep 26 2013 8:03PM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
same thing i find attractive in regular girls. BOOTY

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Sep 26 2013 8:06PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
OP
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Sep 26 2013 8:56PM
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k2andcannoli
Posts: 644 - Karma: -36
Money...alots of money
Sep 26 2013 8:59PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
Thanks captain obvious.
Sep 26 2013 9:04PM
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Trowbruhdge
Posts: 253 - Karma: 419
How could you say something like that on a skier website? That is so inconsiderate of you.
Sep 26 2013 9:46PM
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Mainah
Posts: 728 - Karma: 1,101
fantastic
Sep 26 2013 9:48PM
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machonacho
Posts: 21 - Karma: 741
i like ugly chicks
Sep 26 2013 9:52PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
copycat :(
Sep 26 2013 10:01PM
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Alpacka
Posts: 116 - Karma: 260
hope you dont mind if my "rail" is a donkey dick
Sep 26 2013 10:15PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
So I've deduced 3 options based off this post:

1. Your Sarcasm Meter is broken.

or

2. You're really good at trolling.







and

3. I differentiated between "your" and "you're" on NS. R.I.P. NSSPELLCHECKER.
Sep 26 2013 10:49PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
It's ok, we know who was first.

Just doing my civic duty.
Sep 26 2013 10:54PM
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OwenReynolds
Posts: 223 - Karma: 1,955
Dude skiing is the reason that I can't keep a steady relationship. It's always great in the fall but I ruin it over winter.
Sep 26 2013 10:56PM
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matteogrande
Posts: 41 - Karma: 22
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Sep 27 2013 12:28AM
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
I don't see a ratchet, I see three bowl pieces for homemade cant ransoms items...
And aside from the banging in the woods thing, I'm with mr. parry
Sep 27 2013 12:40AM
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bennymon
Posts: 114 - Karma: 1,317
Wait racer girls are awesome. They deal with racer guys all day and think there all lame until they meet a park skier or what they perceive as a "badass" due to all black or who knows what. Far from bitches.
Sep 27 2013 12:44AM
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ignantchief
Posts: 358 - Karma: 619
racer girls are better looking than park girls... everyone who is denying this should recheck their shit
Sep 27 2013 1:42AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
^
Sep 27 2013 11:38AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
.
Sep 27 2013 11:39AM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Fuckin a earl. Lake girls though
Sep 27 2013 11:48AM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12808 - Karma: 1,945
you obviously aren't aware of the old saying:

Racer butts make me nuts!"
Sep 27 2013 12:13PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
as a female lifty, i can say its actually rad as hell when an attractive male skis/boards up to your lift every 15 minutes. gradually build on that conversation and by the end of the day you have their digits and go to the bars together and then fuck at the condo.
Sep 27 2013 12:32PM
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papermache
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 616
well that escelated quickly
Sep 27 2013 1:47PM
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jstorrs
Posts: 53 - Karma: 233
When they look just as good with the ski clothes on as off. Nothing worse than getting the jacket off and realizing you have been hitting on a yeti all night.

Sep 27 2013 1:51PM
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