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How many 5yo's could you take in a fight???

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Huck_Norris
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I got 28. Goddam average length arms...





How about you??
Sep 24 2013 2:58PM
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Spagett+
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Double post for emphasis. and cause im really good at the internet.
Sep 24 2013 8:37PM
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Phil-X-
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Spagett you'd spook um to death!
Sep 24 2013 8:44PM
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Spinoza
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30, blow me
Sep 24 2013 8:45PM
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BNik
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Kinda feel like this has been posted a few times.. I feel like ive posted this before.. but non the less still great.
Sep 24 2013 8:45PM
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Huck_Norris
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I'm pretty positive I'd accidentally kill you if we engaged in fisticuffs.
Sep 24 2013 9:43PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i'd guarantee it.
Sep 24 2013 10:22PM
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MuckMaestro
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19...
tbh it'd probably be worth dying to get the chance to use a kid as a weapon against other kids...
Sep 24 2013 10:44PM
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RimJobber
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Its how many 5 year old you can take on, not how many can a 5 year old take on
Sep 25 2013 1:27AM
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Jeebus.
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Bullshit, it would only take one 90 year old to kick your scrawny little ass.
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Sep 25 2013 1:28AM
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Finkle
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22. And Spagett I hate Tim and Eric. And I hate that skit. Sorry, had to say it.
Sep 25 2013 2:57AM
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Crispy.
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27 with honest answers.
Sep 25 2013 8:35AM
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SkiThe603
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21 bitches
Sep 25 2013 9:36AM
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Wallisch_pl
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5 likes lol wut
Sep 25 2013 9:52AM
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SFB
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eat shit
Sep 25 2013 10:45AM
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Finkle
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Well then.
Sep 25 2013 11:34AM
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Spagett+
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Please suck on my spaghetti sauce stained dong.
Sep 25 2013 5:08PM
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Phil-X-
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These would be the assorted 33.

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i aint scurd.
Sep 25 2013 5:33PM
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easiestEC
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I got 22. thats not too bad haha.

i'll be back soon with how many 90 year olds i could take on
Sep 25 2013 6:09PM
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easiestEC
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27!
Sep 25 2013 6:12PM
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maximiliaan
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Is it weird that i have a boner right now?
Sep 25 2013 6:36PM
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7-3instacall
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now, do they mean,
If you have an army of 200 5 year olds, how many will you KO before being KO'ed
cause thinking about it,
i think we'D be fucked,
imagine an army of ants against a cockroach or something. cockroach is gonna get
Murdered
Sep 25 2013 7:31PM
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AT-AT
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Whats the best thing about twenty five year olds.

There's 20 of them.

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Sep 25 2013 7:36PM
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RimJobber
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The first kid can't fight twice...
Sep 25 2013 7:44PM
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Deforestation
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22 :( I feel so... weak
Sep 25 2013 7:51PM
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Willard
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In all honesty without clicking the link probably 6 or less. More than that they would dog pile me.
Sep 25 2013 8:54PM
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Huck_Norris
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Haha #17 is def the drunk meme guy's kid. Spitting image!
Sep 25 2013 9:17PM
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Benson.
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Hahaha how did I miss this? I got 33 also, we had a lot of similar answers.

Athletic

Good reach - (slightly more than my height, about 6'5")

avg. balance

more than 3 ft of kicking height

Tall - (6'3")

13-20 - (18)

a little martial arts experience

3-7 - (6 fights)

I have dealt with swarms

Been trampled twice at two concerts

Yes, I'd fight dirty

To hell with morality

Yes, I would use a child as a weapon.

Let's team up and go take on that room of 75+!

Nov 14 2013 1:00PM
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dmski
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23 plus a few christian mingle folks.
Nov 14 2013 5:54PM
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Backyard.Skier
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i got 29

i think thats pretty good for me considering I've never been in a fight before
Nov 14 2013 6:11PM
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*ninja*
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Nov 14 2013 7:29PM
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CRiP
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i got 29. i would pick those motherfuckers up and punt them
Nov 14 2013 9:41PM
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coling
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Nov 14 2013 11:37PM
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MontanaMountains
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hot!!!
Nov 15 2013 3:08AM
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