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How many 5yo's could you take in a fight???

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Huck_Norris
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I got 28. Goddam average length arms...





How about you??
Sep 24 2013 2:58PM
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chicken
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I got 29
Sep 24 2013 3:02PM
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Laurent.
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Sep 24 2013 3:03PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Sep 24 2013 3:05PM
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Calb3rt
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31 and a free membership to an online dating site.
Sep 24 2013 3:07PM
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1337
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Sep 24 2013 3:12PM
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the.hellion.
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12.
Sep 24 2013 3:19PM
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Huck_Norris
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Clearly lied on the questions.
Sep 24 2013 3:22PM
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Anathema
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i got 28, rofl.

i would so bite, eye gouge, and use other children as weapons.
Sep 24 2013 3:23PM
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yelsel
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33! whaaattttt
Sep 24 2013 3:24PM
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snwbrdmilf
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27, meh
Sep 24 2013 3:30PM
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Mag
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Threads
Sep 24 2013 3:34PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I'll fuck some little kids up!


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Sep 24 2013 3:41PM
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remove
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Sep 24 2013 3:41PM
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maximiliaan
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over9000

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Sep 24 2013 3:42PM
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maximiliaan
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ok, that didnt work out
http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=over9000
Sep 24 2013 3:44PM
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theabortionator
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I thought it said "flight".


Figured it would be how many screaming whining 5 years olds could you toss out of the plane while trying to sleep.
Sep 24 2013 3:48PM
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Aidan-G
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28
Sep 24 2013 3:49PM
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MASkier
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30
Sep 24 2013 3:50PM
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cobra_commander
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It never asked about my belief in belt fed weapons.
Sep 24 2013 5:00PM
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Aidan-G
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This survey drastically underestimates how prone I would be to running up and kicking a 5 year old like I'm trying to hit a 60 yard field goal
Sep 24 2013 5:01PM
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Kapital
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Yes, Iv played Starcraft against Zerg. And yes that validates me to kick more 5 year old ass.
Sep 24 2013 5:29PM
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Ski_Alot
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341

GET AT ME

Sep 24 2013 5:33PM
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CaptainObvious.
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26.

It's cool though, average Kindergarten class size is between 20-23 kids, so if they attack during gym I'm good.
Sep 24 2013 5:35PM
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RimJobber
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26.

Pretty sure I could take more though
Sep 24 2013 5:35PM
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Phil-X-
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33, didnt lie about any of the questions either.

Athletic

Average Reach

I have excellent balance

More than 3 feet (height of kick)

Average height

21-35

A little martial arts experience

8+ fights in my life

I have played starcraft and know all about zerg rushes

I've been trampled briefly at a show

Id fight dirty (fuck the lil shits)

To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten

and yes I would use children as weapons



That being said I think the number is not true, considering they are fearless/merciless they pretty much will not give a fuck about getting hit, so theyre gonna get in and chomp down with their teeth.

However... once they are unconscious they are out, which means I can grab them by their necks and slam them down, or just a hook to their jaws.

I bet with an equal teammate we could clear a room of 75+
Sep 24 2013 5:47PM
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GayWolf420
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At least 20 before I get winded.
Sep 24 2013 5:47PM
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CaptainObvious.
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The only difference between our answers were your kick range and the amount of fights you've been in. Interesting that it lead to a 7 kid difference.
Sep 24 2013 5:51PM
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RimJobber
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You can't kick above 3 feet?
Sep 24 2013 5:52PM
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J-T
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Only 22. I have dishonored my family name. :(
Sep 24 2013 5:54PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I don't know/not very high.

hahahahaha. I didn't even really think about it. There was an answer for I don't know and I know it can't be very high cause my flexibility is shit, but when I actually think about it, I'm pretty sure I could kick a 5 year old in the skull (i.e. 3 feet)
Sep 24 2013 5:54PM
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TijmenDal
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Fuck that. I'm 6'5 and I can only take on 25 kids? Fucking bs.
Sep 24 2013 5:55PM
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CaptainObvious.
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That actually makes sense. They're short little shits. You'd have to be crouched over to get at 'em. Plus, you're like a ladder and those fuckers love to climb.
Sep 24 2013 5:57PM
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Jakx~
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My lack of fights and experience killed me
Sep 24 2013 5:57PM
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Spiri7o
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Sep 24 2013 6:34PM
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Phil-X-
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Might have something to do with my massive swinging dick, if my calculations are correct that would account for at least 7 unintentional deaths

If we bring girth in as a variable the multiplier would increase exponentially..





(^this post is about 5 year olds and makes me feel uncomfortable)
Sep 24 2013 6:42PM
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TijmenDal
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Hahah
Sep 24 2013 6:47PM
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RimJobber
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Yeah, because I'm about 5'11' and I can kick above my head.
Sep 24 2013 7:00PM
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spliff.Life
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me exactly but and i got 33 as well
-good reach long arms
- and 1 less fight 
Sep 24 2013 7:07PM
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SFB
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Get at me fucking nerds


Sep 24 2013 7:16PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Sep 24 2013 7:28PM
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.Apex.
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ahah I've thought about this so many times. I got 29 but thats bullshit, I could fuck up well over 100.
Sep 24 2013 7:32PM
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SeanTom
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23 of those things.
Sep 24 2013 7:56PM
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chicken
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was completely honest. average everything except slim. just been in a few fights, have been trampled, and have had swarms of bees after me.

I just did it again, got 29 again.

basically when it comes down to it you are just slightly more of a pussy than me. accept it.
Sep 24 2013 7:58PM
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BLADEE
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26, something must have gone very wrong.
Sep 24 2013 8:00PM
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appa
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how many fives could a five five five if a five five could five five?

17, at any rate.
Sep 24 2013 8:02PM
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hippy.
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I got 30, I feel I could do a lot more damage to them fuckers as they come running to me
Sep 24 2013 8:07PM
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Jeebus.
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Sep 24 2013 8:14PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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Sep 24 2013 8:18PM
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skiierman
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I don't know, I've never been to a NS gathering before.
Sep 24 2013 8:32PM
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Spagett+
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Yeah motherfucker? you want a piece of this?
Sep 24 2013 8:36PM
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