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The world is ending....

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KJacks
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And how the fuck do you plan on surviving.

Hypothetically if the world was ending in any way, zombies, nuclear warfare, etc etc.. how would you try to survive?


For example i would go to my grandpas farm with my friend greg and capture two attractive women to keep as wives. greg likes blowing shit up and has a good shot so it would work great.
Long term i would start growing food, and keep some of the cattle that is around that area.
Sep 24 2013 2:30PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I would rape you
Sep 24 2013 2:32PM
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maximiliaan
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hehehehehe you know what im thinking about
Sep 24 2013 2:33PM
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Laurent.
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Me and a couple of friends would convince some hot models to come with us and then we go to Fort Boyard.

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Sep 24 2013 3:11PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Probably die.
Sep 24 2013 3:13PM
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iLLbiLLy
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A Zombie could definitely solo 'mellow' 5.8. To be safe I think you'd want to find a tech 5.10+ or at the very least an offwidth 5.9 (lets see a zombie try to hand stack up a crack).

Devils tower would be a prime location.

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Living in Jackson, life would probably carry on as usual. There's hardly any people in Wyoming and everyone is already armed to the teeth. Not to mention, grizzly bears love to eat zombies.

If the town did fall, I would post up at granite hot springs. The caretakers building is already 100% off the grid and its way the fuck in the middle of nowhere.

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Sep 24 2013 3:36PM
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KJacks
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also i would take BlakeG with me, that kid knows how to party.


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Sep 24 2013 4:50PM
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*SID*
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play dayz
Sep 24 2013 5:15PM
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GayWolf420
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Why is it always zombies? What are you goobers gonna do when aliens fuck this place up?
Sep 24 2013 5:26PM
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theBearJew
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When Yosemite super volcano were all gonna die.
Sep 24 2013 5:30PM
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Laurent.
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Nothing much, probably. The aliens may want to study us -- a civilization that builds spaceships and has found out how worm holes work definitely is in it for science. They would study us in much the same way we study the microbes we'll undoubtedly find on Mars or Europa.
Sep 24 2013 5:43PM
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GayWolf420
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I want a close encounters-esque meeting of aliens. With richard dreyfus and all.
Sep 24 2013 5:45PM
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Spiri7o
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Very insightful.
Sep 24 2013 6:25PM
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hendriab
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Insert Bil Burr action "unless you know how to fight, your just storing food and supplies for the strongest guy"

But seriously, I thought about this too deeply and decided that mortality is a guarantee that the world is gonna end, so just try to laugh and love and chill out every day and make each day worth living. till your world ends.

....im a pussy. Too may gin sodas
Sep 24 2013 6:28PM
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Spiri7o
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World War Z
Sep 24 2013 6:31PM
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*SID*
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That's yellowstone not yosemite
Sep 24 2013 6:46PM
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Shukovski
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I was expecting something much more classy with you like mont st michel.

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Sep 24 2013 7:07PM
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Laurent.
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And then the tide goes out.

Also that road is wide as fuck regardless.

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I'll be safe banging models in my stone fortress.

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Sep 24 2013 7:11PM
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Rachy
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meh... not entirely wrong though.

The Long Valley Caldera runs near Yosemite. It's one of the largest in the world, and although extinct, the entire area around it is active.

Sep 24 2013 7:19PM
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*SID*
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The one he is referring to is in yellowstone though..


Sep 24 2013 7:25PM
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Wallisch_pl
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lol
Sep 24 2013 7:31PM
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Rachy
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I'm aware, but the one by Yosemite is also a super volcano, although extinct for the most part.

So if you take a geology class and learn about it, it's easy to mix the names up... Yellowstone, Yosemite... Both national parks starting with a Y and both associated with super volcanoes.
Sep 24 2013 7:34PM
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*SID*
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The difference is Yellowstone is a super volcano and Yosemite is not.
Sep 24 2013 7:40PM
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Rachy
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The Long Valley Caldera next to Yosemite is a Super Volcano.

It's not in Yosemite, but it's right next to it and one of the reasons Yosemite exists.
Sep 24 2013 7:51PM
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*SID*
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Correct, just wanted to make sure we were on the same page about Yosemite itself not being a super volcano
Sep 24 2013 7:54PM
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BlakeG
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ha shouldve seen me at homecoming #turnup
Sep 24 2013 9:09PM
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elinde
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Nice verb in that first clause there
Sep 24 2013 9:10PM
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esotericjive
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I'd sprint into NYC (no traffic, who the fuck wants to be in the city with zombies), and fucking steal the intrepid. 20 years of fuel, also fighter jets.
Sep 24 2013 9:13PM
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chicken
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it totally depends on how the world is ending. like zombies and nuclear warfare are two completely different situations.
Sep 24 2013 9:24PM
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Ski_Alot
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probably just die
Sep 24 2013 9:29PM
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SFB
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Sep 24 2013 9:30PM
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El_Barto.
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The guns and ammo are going to be taken by the people who already have guns and ammo.

I shoot enough people until i could sail away on a river of their blood. Hopefully id end up at the jurassic park island
Sep 24 2013 9:43PM
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GIF
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If the world ends then i think everyone kind of has to die right?
Sep 24 2013 9:48PM
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skiierman
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Yeah, I heard Israel banked on that one as well... Click for larger image
Sep 24 2013 9:55PM
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skiierman
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A gaggle of broads...


you're fucked.
Sep 24 2013 9:59PM
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El_Barto.
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You underestimate your pussy pounding proficiency
Sep 24 2013 10:00PM
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alex=
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You can't make no love like me then
Sep 24 2013 10:01PM
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alex=
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I'd go to Mars and live on that colony they're building. fuck this planet
Sep 24 2013 10:02PM
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Jeebus.
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You think that there would be a lot of zombies up in the Himalayas? probably some but you could just slaughter them easily. We be eating yaks fo dinner. Definitely chilling at like 18,000 feet.
Sep 24 2013 10:05PM
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KJacks
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Sounds like Iron skies when the nazis lived on the moon...Nazi



i still like my plan, and i will stick with it
Sep 24 2013 10:12PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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For zombies i would definitely go to Battleship Island. For those of you who have seen Skyfall, this is the island that the crazy dude took them to.

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Sep 24 2013 10:45PM
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mmallender.
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idiots

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catch fish, grow produce onboard, zombies cant swim, middle of a body of water, problem solved

HIDE AND SEEK FUCKING EVERYWHERE
Sep 24 2013 11:06PM
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daannnnieel
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before we get any further, if the world ends its going to be by volcano or nuclear warfare.


You can't hide from the world it self ending.




Also I would rather die soon, and not watch all of my friends and family die before me. No use in living if I can't share it with anyone who I can tolerate.
Sep 24 2013 11:09PM
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Finkle
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Depends on how many people you have with you. And the ability to trust them also on your vessel. It takes more than 1 guy to operate a cruiseline I'm sure. If that was possible fantastic Idea.
Sep 24 2013 11:25PM
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mmallender.
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well in this theoretical situation, a small community of people who can be trusted and have their own vital skill sets that contribute to the survival of the S.S. beingalivenshit.

ideally, we would not have to move much, find a suitable location, areas within close proximity to bodies of water are generally more temperate in comparison to similar areas that are not. mountainous area to act as protection from the more severe elements, yet retain the ability to relocate if absolutely necessary. no food in the waters? move to where there is. blowy as fuck all the time? gtfo that place, shit sucks. you get the idea
Sep 24 2013 11:42PM
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El_Barto.
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^cant stand when places are blowy as fuck
Sep 25 2013 1:00AM
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cbj
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Get a katana, and a motor cycle and ride around fukin shit up
Sep 25 2013 3:49AM
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