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Natural Male Enhancement

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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
I found a 40-pack of Extenze and a leather belt in my dad's closet.

It's time to find out if you can OD on old man extenders.

Wish me luck!

Sep 23 2013 9:19PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I hope you get such a big boner that you pass out from lack of blood flow to your brain
Sep 23 2013 9:20PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Dude ur wrong. a boner is a type of fish native to the tropical waters of San Mairze, brobeans mcjoebin.
Sep 23 2013 9:24PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
WARNING:
If you experience an erection that grows so large that it explodes you should call your doctor immediately, if you experience an erection that last more than 24 hours, call a friend, and brag about it.
Sep 23 2013 9:27PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
frankly if I found boner pills I would work tirelessly to mix them into food/drink at school and watch the panic unfold.
Sep 23 2013 9:35PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
You just gave me ideas for when i find them.
Sep 23 2013 9:38PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
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Sep 23 2013 9:48PM
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d00d
Posts: 2686 - Karma: 7,067
threads for when OP goes to the hospital because he can't stop having a boner. You're a dumb ass if you actually took those, it's gonna hurt.

Source: Highschool Health class
Sep 23 2013 9:50PM
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the_armidilo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,488
I prefer my traditional method consisting of only a vacuum cleaner and honey.
Sep 23 2013 10:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
you should change your username to The_Armidildo


that would be funny
Sep 23 2013 10:28PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
i sometimes forget how young most of newschoolers is so incase nobody got the reference,


Sep 24 2013 12:32AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Wait what does the leather belt have to do with anything? also lol @ gato
Sep 24 2013 1:41AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Break out the bread bag and Vaseline. You are pulling an all nighter.
Sep 24 2013 2:12AM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
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Sep 24 2013 10:03AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
this is very nearly sig-worthy
Sep 24 2013 10:12AM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
This is illegal lmao
Sep 24 2013 10:22AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I use Dr. Porkenheimer's boner juice
Sep 24 2013 10:23AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
so?

no one will know it's him?
Sep 24 2013 10:27AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I'm immune to such sabotage, seeing as I walk around campus with a huge erection anyway.
Sep 24 2013 10:40AM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
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Sep 24 2013 12:01PM
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little1337
Posts: 8158 - Karma: 45,761
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Nice bump!
Mar 19 2020 9:05AM
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