clean poop phenomenom

so yea, i dont post often i like to read but i gotta find out if this happened to anyone else

ive been drinkin pretty shitty alc the last few days on break since its the first time i see my friends since the summer (crystal palace, jager, etc)
anyway, usually after such events my poo is quite dirty and unforgiving
but last night, before i started drinkin again, i went to the bathroom, first wipe, wow, no mess, i was surprised
i wiped again just to make sure, and still, no mess at all, quick clean and easy
so we drink some more crystal, shitty beer etc, wake up today and come home
first poo this morning, astonishing, clean on first wipe, again i test
and then, once more, just now, clean on the first pass, absolutely amazing

i wish it was like this all the time, but has anyone else gone 3 in a row completely clean?

^worst post idea ive ever had, good times
-Anthony
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