School is back in session and so is the pursuit of exploitation.
NS i want to hear about your screw ups and stories of bad dates.
Drank too much fireball and suffered whiskey Dick with HB9 (relax it was a freshman)
Drank so much with drugs i passed out and pissed myself in this girls car. She didnt freak surprisingly.
Had a girl pickme up for first date to see fireworks, not knowing that the acid had about an hour to work.
Leave a party with chick get to my apartment roll fat blunts misread a closing situation and shook the girls hand goodbye.
Laying in bed pulled out a GNOB<--- infront a DEA agents daughter.
Pregamed to hard, then went to meet up with girl i had recently met at her apartment. i say to this girl i knew for 20 texts-- l dont want to hookup on the couch wheres your bed-- so f'n bold it worked. i was so drunk didnt even run train i passed out.