For those of you who are in college, you know that school is starting/started and it's time to get back to your bud light-soaked roots. For those of you who are unfortunate enough to have graduated already (like myself), there is an elegant solution to keep your fratty integrity. That is the "Office Bro Kit". The video below explains it all better than I ever could. Except that I made the video so that's kind of a lie. Enjoy, laugh, share, rip it apart, whatever.
Balls deep, no half-shaft.