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Who will win Olympics?

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Handy_helper
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Who do you guys think will win slope and pipe?
Sep 6 2013 1:30PM
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stizzle
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Estonia

Sep 6 2013 1:40PM
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_Jeffrey_
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'Merica!
Sep 6 2013 1:44PM
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Handy_helper
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No shit bro
Sep 6 2013 1:49PM
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.[sanhedrin].
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Pollet-Villard (France)
Sep 6 2013 1:50PM
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DBL
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I feel that ABM will take it, I think he's going to blow up competition wise this season
Sep 6 2013 1:53PM
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JonasJuhler
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Big Air Dave. But rumors say he might not be elected for the team.
Sep 6 2013 2:05PM
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SFB
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big air dave
Sep 6 2013 2:09PM
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dbchili
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probably the jamacian ski team, cool thuggings
Sep 6 2013 2:15PM
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skibum_mark
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great answer! kelly sildaru!
Sep 6 2013 2:23PM
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cultrara
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I actually think this is going to be a problem. Presumably the winner will future spin so hard that they will teleport into the the year 3,240

How is someone supposed to get a medal if they are eons in the future?
Sep 6 2013 2:28PM
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dbchili
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well FIS judging is stuck in 2002 so presumably they have a time machine
Sep 6 2013 2:29PM
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corona
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bravo
Sep 6 2013 2:35PM
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Pipe_Munky
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Riddle...
Sep 6 2013 2:47PM
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Handy_helper
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You... Are one smart man
Sep 6 2013 2:48PM
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corona
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alive without breath,
as cold as death
never thirsty, ever drinking
all in mail, never clinking
Sep 6 2013 2:53PM
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JAHpow
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I wouldn't even be mad.
Sep 6 2013 2:56PM
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JonasJuhler
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They'll never pass drug testing tho
Sep 6 2013 3:00PM
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robotdna
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Didn't they raise the limits though so skiers can still be stoned and get away with it?
Sep 6 2013 11:16PM
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callmeteo
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Hahaha this just reminded me of Henrik Harlaut's drug test video..
Sep 6 2013 11:19PM
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chubwagon
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Shaun White will win it all.
Sep 6 2013 11:23PM
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Downtofilm
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Canada...

Riddle and ABM will dominate
Sep 6 2013 11:27PM
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-WZ-
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jamaica
Sep 6 2013 11:32PM
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steezyclezy
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woodsy slope
wise pipe
Sep 6 2013 11:46PM
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Theskiingguy
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clark~g

or some random asian 14 y/o kid whos parents make him ski 24/7
Sep 7 2013 12:00AM
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GALLO
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north korea duh
Sep 7 2013 12:10AM
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DGski
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And Dorey /AB
Sep 7 2013 12:36AM
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Ski.Ballet
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Woodsy and Torin
Sep 7 2013 8:28AM
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ajrowlands
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Woodsy!!
Sep 7 2013 10:50AM
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jibbpeter
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Norway will win the female slopestyle.

America will win men's.
Sep 7 2013 10:52AM
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elinde
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You're killing it in this thread man.
Sep 7 2013 11:17PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Dude that would mean that they judge by Royalty standards.... which would make the tricks sick.

The problem is them judging with classic freestyle judging:

1) Amplitude
2) Degree of Difficulty
3) Form

Its the nuances that are the key to making shit legit. You must understdand the difference from the most technically difficult and tightly held trick you've ever seen, and a trick that moved your soul.

Judging is a complicated thing. Right now, technical prowess where you 'hold your grab' (whatever the fuck that means these days) is going to win. Go style in these Olympics and you're fucking DOA.

Sep 7 2013 11:23PM
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SkiBum.
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Lots of countries will have a good shot at it, just like the X games, except expect to see quite a few more countries and maybe some random people here and there.
Sep 7 2013 11:40PM
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robotdna
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Hahaha awesome
Sep 8 2013 1:33PM
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johnk
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AFP held judging clinics for all of the judges..
Sep 8 2013 4:00PM
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TheTristanator
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shane white
Sep 8 2013 4:44PM
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