I was at a party and everyone was getting high and I had a physical (with a drug test) so I couldnt smoke. I didn't want to look out of place so I made a dinky little pipe out of a pen and nut. Nobody was really watching me so I took a tissue from a box next to me and put it in my bowl. I pretended to be high then left. I ended up passing my test but now my voice sounds really different and my gf thinks Im fucking retarded. Does anyone know how to cure tissue-lung syndrome
" I am 12 also and can 360 am i good enough to get sponsored by a wutang?"- Lillow
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
"You have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
"I mean, Clayton's going really fast.
He's going fast I'm telling you.. like...
- Charlie Owens
Holy shit !!! The EXACT same thing happened to me last year! I had it all,man. A great job, 2 beautiful daughters, a loving wife, a nice car, great house...etc Then I went to our neighbors house warming party... Little did I know this thing was a fucking crazy bash. There were naked guys glued to the walls and other guys were playing pin the tail on the dick. In another room there was a granny slurping smuckers off a guys cock with no dentures in. So obviously I'm tryin to fit in at this party. I head to the back porch and these bros are blowin some dank!!! Hella dank !!! HELLA !!! My wife said I had to quit dank so I smoked some tissues to fit in with the bros. that was last year. Now I am gay and fat. I live in Mexico and my job is to get hit with baseball bats to test them. My family abandoned me and my life will never be the same. Be warned!!!!!
Damn bro. Ur so laid back and chill on this website. U seem like an ill ass kid and im fuckin jealous. I wish that I was as chill and laid back as u bro u don't give a fuck about anything u just live ur life that's what makes u so chill and laid back!! Damn