"i was so hungry i ate the Eucharist" -uncle.badness
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
"If this statement is not a homeless cardboard box man-orgy, then it is a shrimp." -Arabian.
"So fucking terrifying...thank god I've been stockpiling porn on my hard drive for years now Kinda like Noah's Ark but with porn" -TheQuailman
R.I.P CR Johnson 2/24/10
Don't touch the clowns, let the clowns touch you. -Donald Mahanahan
The universe is beautiful. It's something like a new woman that I was gonna date. You're dark and you're massive and you have a black hole, and all of those elements I want to explore just like you would explore on a new date. I want to dive deep into them and feel around and just see whats gonna come out of that. -Dr. Jimes Tooper
"NS =semi pornographic, ski dating, subject matter experts about law, drugs, culinary, gaming, automotive, and nonsensical jibberjabber / troll haven / school of internet sexuality and spelling."-Rick.Roll
"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.
"Most definitely one of those schools with an overly 'exuberant' drama teacher, that gets the kids 'all into it' probably through pumping sunshine, flowers and rainbows up there asses... Those teachers are usually fat as fuck and have cat hoarding problems too." - NinetyFour
seriously name him hippy! that is such a dope dog name!!!!!!!!!
"When in trouble, tuck for double."
"BUTTER BALL!" -Hyphy Dad Filmer
"When I entered the world and took my first breath the doctor gave me a blunt and a 40 ounces of beer..." -EForty
"Yep - you sir just won the internet. Al Gore is on his way to deliver a Llama." -Mr.Bishop