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Moist Haiku

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EllieMae
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,087
I ate dragon fruit
It was very moist in my mouth
I really enjoyed it
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Sep 1 2013 1:20AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
You fucking suck.
Sep 1 2013 1:21AM
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EllieMae
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,087
you're not funny, your life must suck.
Sep 1 2013 1:26AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
To many syllables, shipmate.
Sep 1 2013 1:27AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
You're welcome ;)
Sep 1 2013 1:29AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Go away
Sep 1 2013 1:30AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Sep 1 2013 1:31AM
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EllieMae
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,087
you're fucking wrong you fucking idiot.... i used you're and your in the right context.
Sep 1 2013 1:32AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
you're*
Sep 1 2013 1:35AM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
lol
Sep 1 2013 1:40AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I FUCKING HATE YOUR POSTS. I AM ANGRY JUST FROM SEEING THIS SHIT THREAD. YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME STRING AND SWALLOW IT WHILE HOLDING ONE END SO IN A FEW HOURS YOU CAN FLOSS YOUR SMALL INTESTINE. THEN TAKE THAT STRING AND TIE IT TO YOUR TONGUE AND DIP IN IN GASOLINE AND TIE IT TO A KITTEN AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE.
Sep 1 2013 1:52AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I thought it was actually pretty funny.
Sep 1 2013 2:15AM
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