Holly fuck that was soo original my mind has imploded upon its self. Im going to say it now Rap is the new country. All I ever hear now is some nig rapping about driving car, fucking a bitch, or rolling in dough.
"i dont think there are 12 female skiers. You might need to have jon olsen fill in a month"
"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one who had a dream got shot.
Well, that's 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
"Most definitely one of those schools with an overly 'exuberant' drama teacher, that gets the kids 'all into it' probably through pumping sunshine, flowers and rainbows up there asses... Those teachers are usually fat as fuck and have cat hoarding problems too." - NinetyFour