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What gets you more pussy, playing guitar or photography?

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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
Need to narrow down my hobbies.
Aug 26 2013 12:01AM
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grapejuice3000+
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i know photographers and i know guitar players and they are incredible self centered douches who dont get any poon

also, the person i am talking about is me and just dont do either, you will become a douche
Aug 26 2013 12:03AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Lifting and being a douche
Aug 26 2013 12:03AM
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JeremyClarkson
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If you can make a guitar cry then you can make pussy wet.

It has been scientifically proven.

Aug 26 2013 12:03AM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Girls love rock climbers and guys with good voices
Aug 26 2013 12:05AM
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___ASP___
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i can not see being a photographer getting you any poon at all, that is unless you only take photos of good looking ladies and then you have skills to turn them from photo subjects into bed partners...
Aug 26 2013 12:05AM
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GayWolf420
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IDK girls are into dudes with fruity-ass hobbies now. It's hard to tell what soaks the panties.
Aug 26 2013 12:05AM
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grapejuice3000+
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id rather suck a fruit than a total douche like deebie skeebie
Aug 26 2013 12:06AM
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SterlingArcher
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Lighting bottle rockets outta your ass crack should do it. Much more rewarding hobby anyways.
Aug 26 2013 12:07AM
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GayWolf420
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Aww did I make fun of you or something?
Aug 26 2013 12:07AM
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BChaps1209
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if you can play and sing youre golden
Aug 26 2013 12:09AM
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Balto
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Which is really unprofessional ha. If you are trying to make a carer out of it, thats a good way to not find work after word gets around. If not, feel free to continue

playing any kind of instrument is cool, but don't be one of those guitar douches

Aug 26 2013 12:09AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
or just dont reference family guy because it is a mediocre tv show
Aug 26 2013 12:11AM
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GayWolf420
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You're the one talking about sucking dicks a few posts up.
Aug 26 2013 12:16AM
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grapejuice3000+
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you are a small, little, sad unattractive man who is also really dumb. i hate you
Aug 26 2013 12:23AM
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GayWolf420
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Aug 26 2013 12:26AM
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roddy116
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cooking /thread

also i cant find a good place to post this at the moment so im just gonna put this here.
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Aug 26 2013 12:30AM
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Rachy
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Boyfriend does both.

Sex is averaging 3 - 4 times a day.
Aug 26 2013 12:48AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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Photography? Seriously?

Your hobbies aren't going to get you pussy. Do whatever the fuck you want.
Aug 26 2013 1:52AM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
photography got me some poon once, chicks love passionate dudes. i dont play guitar so i dont know
Aug 26 2013 2:12AM
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SeanTom
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seriously the only good post in this thread.

do what you love and love what you do, those bitches will swoon.
Aug 26 2013 2:35AM
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Darth.Maul
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If you have chops and can sing, there is a very good chance that every female you encounter will likely want to go home with you.
Aug 26 2013 3:28AM
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VIEBS.
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I used to be in the same class as this guy. While he did do a lot of gay covers, the girls at my school loved it.
When he started singing, you could just watch all the girls slowly sliding off their chairs...



Aug 26 2013 4:40AM
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AFD
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Pussy as result of guitar = 0
Pussy as result of photography = 1

Either way, not exactly a game changer.
Aug 26 2013 7:31AM
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Stose
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Guitar for sure. But really though, ukulele
Aug 26 2013 1:15PM
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SterlingArcher
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This guy get it!
Aug 26 2013 2:33PM
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steezbox
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If you suck at guitar and just play singer/songwriter type songs, you will get all the bitches. If you are really good, well then good luck. You'll impress some guys at least.
Aug 26 2013 2:51PM
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Rusticles
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Lemme guess, also tall, chisseled jaw line and funny??? Its proabably a little more than just the guitar and camera??
Aug 26 2013 4:40PM
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Laurent.
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According to legend photographer Terry Richardson bangs every model that enters within a 3 mile radius of his studio.

His sexual prowess is unsurpassed.

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Aug 26 2013 4:46PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
Still can't decide, I suck at both but want to sell one off and focus on the other
Aug 26 2013 6:59PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Play the saxophone.
I play Bari and the moment I play the low a panties drop.
Aug 26 2013 7:04PM
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SterlingArcher
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Yup.
Worked for Bill Clinton
Aug 26 2013 7:49PM
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