Not exactly three, but would by far be the funniest. You walk up to the cashier with beer, cigs, some type of liquor, and baby diapers without enough money for them all. When you realize this you put the diapers back
Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say i’ll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."
Huck off and fly!!!
"god doesnt like little bitches that wanna go pro to get rich" - asian_allen
"i hit 10k twice now and forgot to make a big gay thread both times." - k-rob
"occupy Domino's !!" I_Am_ Mod
"he didn't grab his ski long enough in that switch double misty, I bet he has no friends and hangs out playing Scrabble with his mother on weekends." - Drail www.huckandsplash.com | www.vaildevo.com | www.oneloveskiing.com
I live in England so i'm going to do this with Tesco instead:
DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS
IT'S NOT A PISTE,IT'S A PLAYGROUND
You put on your boots,click into your bindings,dust the snow off you skis and head out for the chair,and it doesn't matter that you failed a test,didn't get the girl or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter,your world is right for the next couple of hours.
“We’re going to drink until we can’t wash the PBR out of our mustaches,” - Sam Caylor
Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson
"Most definitely one of those schools with an overly 'exuberant' drama teacher, that gets the kids 'all into it' probably through pumping sunshine, flowers and rainbows up there asses... Those teachers are usually fat as fuck and have cat hoarding problems too." - NinetyFour