My grandpa got in a car accident and punctured his lung (long story) anyways he had to suck air and make some little ball come to a certain level on the scale for his lung..anyways he said to me "Once all this shit is over with I'm gonna toke so hard!" I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life before...
"When in trouble, tuck for double."
"BUTTER BALL!" -Hyphy Dad Filmer
"When I entered the world and took my first breath the doctor gave me a blunt and a 40 ounces of beer..." -EForty
"Yep - you sir just won the internet. Al Gore is on his way to deliver a Llama." -Mr.Bishop
i keep in shape by eating a lot of pussy and pushing kids off their bikes. -*TACO-DOG*
well according to bill pullman, today the world celebrates its independence day, free of the tyranny of intergalactic squid monsters. god bless you will smith and jeff goldblum. god bless you. -Anathema$
when doing rock, paper scissor they added an extra thing, just hold your hand down and form it like a long, big skirt. Its the gypsy skirt, "it takes it all"
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
"You know the problem with Obama? He's a fascist." My grandpa.
"You have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
"I mean, Clayton's going really fast.
He's going fast I'm telling you.. like...
- Charlie Owens
I dont have any living grandpas. And i was too young to remember anything they said. However my crusty cowboy father is full fun sayings:
" its raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock" or
" its colder than a witches tit ina brass bra" or
" if there was anyone mean enough, corrupt enough, and smart enough to change anything in this country it woulda been that b*tch right there!" (In referance to Hillary Clinton)
love ya pa.
My great grandfather was a really great banjo player and would sing old blues tunes. I was like 7 and I remember him singing a song about a plantation owner who loved his "n*gger Jim" and what a good slave he was.