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And the new Batman is....

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AwR
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Ben Affleck

Aug 22 2013 9:57PM
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white+wolf
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new batman is ban afflek

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Aug 22 2013 9:58PM
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~Gotama~
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oh great another super hero movie. i wonder how this one will end.
Aug 22 2013 10:10PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Fuck the world.

Aug 22 2013 10:11PM
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Shredsterr
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Probabely with good man winning and there will be lots of splosions but not lots of people get hurt ad ther will be hilocopters and bataman affleck arise eand emerges from smokes and ashes unuuhrt so he can fuks the lady costar and seal the deal!
Aug 22 2013 10:13PM
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Anathema
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batman would have been badass as fuck had it been karl urban

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Aug 22 2013 10:14PM
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AwR
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He would have been great especially if they follow The Dark Knight Returns story arc.
Aug 22 2013 10:20PM
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rockersteez
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The last batman wasn't even good.
Aug 22 2013 10:21PM
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TechnoPotamus
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read the thread title as, "And the new Blackman is..."

*intrigued* click


"ohhhh the new batman? still intrigued sorta. Ben Affleck? Fuck that."



Aug 22 2013 10:50PM
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jsnow
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Aug 22 2013 11:00PM
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RubberSoul
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but affleck was the bomb in phantoms
Aug 22 2013 11:02PM
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jsnow
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sigh ,daredevil
Aug 22 2013 11:06PM
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gotti
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im sorry i just don't see it i would love ben affleck but everytime i read his name it sounds like the goose that squawks about insurance
Aug 22 2013 11:13PM
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UncleGerry
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I'm a huge fan of Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy and I am really pissed about this. They're gonna ruin the badass image that Batman currently has after an awesome trilogy.

I had high hopes for Man of Steel but I ended up being pretty disappointed. It was pretty much explosions for two hours straight and a really shitty plot with so-so acting.
Aug 23 2013 12:18AM
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Puzzled
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ew
Aug 23 2013 1:00AM
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rockersteez
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It wasn't that bad but it was def the weakest of them.

I'd like to see Levitt take on that role. That guy can fucking act.
Aug 23 2013 1:44AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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also a huge fan of Nolan's trilogy. i don't think anyone will ever be able to top it, honestly. i could see b.a. playing a decent batman, but he'll never be as good as bale. mighty big shoes to fill...
Aug 23 2013 1:47AM
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--ski--
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Word, Bitch. Phantoms like a motherfucker.
Aug 23 2013 2:22AM
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Pikachu.
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the batman movies are some of the best superhero movies around, there are just so many thought provoking plots that occur with the whole what is morally right question.

And also heath ledger and joker. I highly doubt anyone will be able to play a better joker for a long time.
Aug 23 2013 2:38AM
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Pikachu.
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the batman movies are some of the best superhero movies around, there are just so many thought provoking plots that occur with the whole what is morally right question.

And also heath ledger and joker. I highly doubt anyone will be able to play a better joker for a long time.
Aug 23 2013 2:38AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Aug 23 2013 2:54AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Will be boycotting this batman.
Aug 23 2013 9:27AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Unless you liked Daredevil. In which case, you probably hit your head a lot. It's ok.
Aug 23 2013 10:45AM
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Ski_the_east01
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hahahah this is great

also why the FUCK was jon hamm not cast as batman? I'm 95% he is bruce wayne in real life

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Aug 23 2013 10:57AM
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Ski_the_east01
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Aug 23 2013 11:05AM
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Huck_Norris
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Pfffffff... Well there goes the franchise.

Might as well have picked fkn David Schwimmer or Jason Biggs. What a bunch of fucking idiots.
Aug 23 2013 11:18AM
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Ski_the_east01
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I agree with gato, there was no franchise once christoper nolan left after his trilogy. Just like there was no franchise before....the batmans before Nolans were fucking HORRENDOUS.

The one with george clooney/schwartz/thurman...holy garbage pile


Aug 23 2013 11:20AM
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Huck_Norris
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Michael Keaton was actually a damn good yet wholly unlikely Batman.

But seriously, fuck Ben Affleck. He couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. After the Christian Bale batman movies, this pantywaist Adam West bullshit is gonna be such a gigantic disappointment.
Aug 23 2013 11:24AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Good point. I guess we really can't judge how good it's gonna be. But.............The Dark Knight Trilogy will never be beaten.
Aug 23 2013 11:33AM
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Stose
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The one with jack Nicholson as the joker is great. I love Jack's version of the joker just as much as Heath's.
Aug 23 2013 5:23PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Lets hope its as good as Dogma!






































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Aug 23 2013 5:33PM
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.Apex.
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Aug 24 2013 5:56PM
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artfullydodged
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Can't wait for the token shoot-out at Fenway!

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Aug 24 2013 6:23PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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This is exactly what I think, the batman trilogy was fucking awesome, honestly I thought man of steel was pretty good but it was no batman, but batman and superman do not mix. #savethebat2013
Aug 24 2013 9:05PM
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jibbpeter
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He did a pretty good job on "Argo" though... I really can't see him as the batman, but im just going to wait for the movie and see how it turn out. Perhaps it's a good cast after all?
Aug 24 2013 9:37PM
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Aug 25 2013 7:41AM
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skiierman
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inb4 he makes a decent batman... as decent as one can play batman in such a shitty fucking sequel.
Aug 25 2013 8:39AM
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Bateman
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ugh i hate ben affleck
Aug 25 2013 9:47AM
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Anathema
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karl urban would have been perfect for a dark batman, kind of like what they did with james bond. got away from the preppy playboy and found more of an assassin.

i totally picture batman talking like this and really putting fear into people


Aug 25 2013 1:59PM
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newnewschool
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I am going to keep the current trilogy and pretend like this doesn't exist. Until the justice league comes out
Aug 25 2013 8:26PM
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AwR
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You do realize it will most likely be Ben Affleck again right?
Aug 25 2013 11:07PM
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grapejuice3000+
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el gato dropping his all-knowing film aficionado, self righteous non-film major college student bullshit on everyone again, "this director sucks you shouldn't like him even if you want to" thanks dude ill take your opinion into account
Aug 25 2013 11:11PM
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MilaKunis
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Wait which of these movies did you like?
Aug 25 2013 11:23PM
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timmi
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Would they not choose a controversial batman in order to generate discussion?
Aug 25 2013 11:26PM
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MilaKunis
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Yeah that was alright. I liked 300 not because it was good but because I never got bored watching it and was sufficiently entertained the entire time.
Aug 25 2013 11:27PM
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grapejuice3000+
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no I like none of these movies and he is going to make a mess out of batman but do you really have to be so mean?
Aug 25 2013 11:34PM
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AwR
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Probably generate money but even that is a bold strategy cotton.
Aug 25 2013 11:34PM
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SkiBum.
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Thanks for the update Ebert...
Aug 25 2013 11:45PM
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AwR
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It's a thread about one movie, Batman, ya dingus.
Aug 26 2013 12:00AM
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Lachie.
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I don't care

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Aug 26 2013 1:36AM
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Jeebus.
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I wonder if batman will now speak in a boston accent. "Alfred, would you pahk the cahh, I'm gonna grab some chowdah and some lobstahs, they're wicked good this time of year."
Aug 26 2013 1:41AM
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