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Is anybody else scared of snakes

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the_armidilo
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for me personally all i hear is people saying they are afraid of spiders. theirs got to be some people that are terified of snakes right.
Aug 22 2013 8:55PM
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arnie_grape
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I bet you don't have a problem with trouser snakes though
Aug 22 2013 9:00PM
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Skibumsmith
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If you're afraid of a spider you're a pussy. Now bees...

FUCK BEES
Aug 22 2013 9:01PM
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a_burger
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One of my friends is.

When we were hiking once he made some kind of screaming noise and ran about a quarter of a mile down the trail. I assumed he had stepped on a wasp nest and ran after him. Nope, garter snake.

He works in the produce section of our local grocery store so someday I'm gonna hide a snake in the fruit pyramids.
Aug 22 2013 9:02PM
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ElMexicano
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Bam is scared of snakes..
Aug 22 2013 9:20PM
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Benson.
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If you're afraid of bees you are also a pussy.
Aug 22 2013 9:22PM
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coolflash8
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Snakes and spiders freak me out, not sure why. When I was a kid I would play with them, somewhere along the line I became a pussy
Aug 22 2013 9:24PM
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fredyferl
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I'm only scared of this one... the penis snake

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Aug 22 2013 9:29PM
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Benson.
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Dafuq...
Aug 22 2013 9:30PM
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270on420out
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Im fine with snakes and spiders, but wasps and centipedes are the twisted satanic creatures that make me hate nature.
Aug 22 2013 9:35PM
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Shredsterr
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The thing is, all you have to do is not fuck with snakes. If you see one, leave it the fuck alone. Wasps on the other hand will fucking attack your fucking soul and devour it like a fat bitch at a seafood buffet.

And spiders?

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Aug 22 2013 10:20PM
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.squirrely.
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scared absolutely shitless of snakes even little gardner ones. water snakes are even worse i caught one with a fishing pole once and i just threw the fucking thing in the water the last thing i wanted to do was take it off the hook
Aug 22 2013 10:24PM
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Wheaty214
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My boss bought a really shitty house that me and all my co-workers have to remodel, but while taking out the insulation in the garage a 6 foot long bull snake fell out of the ceiling. I fucking love snakes so as my co-worker who's a giant vagina starts trying to kill the snake with a shovel, I have to fend him off with a shitty metal rake while trying to get the snake out of the garage.
He got two good hits on the snake that I think must have broken it's back, sadly the snake died. I hate my co-worker, he's such a piece of shit hahaha. But snakes aren't scary at all, and he just screamed his head off when it fell down.
Aug 22 2013 10:24PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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man, i love snakes and all, but I ain't trying to fuck with a 6 ft. bull snake. them bitches are mean as fuck.
Aug 22 2013 11:47PM
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.frenchy
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kill em all

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Aug 22 2013 11:50PM
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SFB
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do you lift?
Aug 23 2013 12:26AM
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last_tango
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something about spiders makes me all KILL IT WITH FIRE and then I proceed to stomp the shit out of it.

Maine doesn't have much for snakes and you will really only see 3 guarder snakes a year.
Aug 23 2013 12:42AM
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.frenchy
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dude stop, i'm insecure.
Aug 23 2013 11:35AM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
How about insects?

My sisters friend thought he got bitten by one, the bite started to swell. Turns out the insect had bitten him then laid an egg in the bite, and the larva was growing inside his leg. To get it out, someone had to squeeze it really hard until it just popped out. He keeps it in a plastic container by his bed now, refers to it has his baby...
Aug 23 2013 11:44AM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I love snakes, but I fear wasps with a passion.I have a huge bald faced wasp nest right on a doorknob in my house, whenever you tap the door they all fly out and smash into the glass. It's fucking scary.
Aug 23 2013 11:45AM
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theblackrod
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my mother is mortified of them
Aug 23 2013 11:51AM
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Low.End
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appropriate:

Aug 23 2013 12:01PM
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Mag
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Switch one of them with a girls dildo
Aug 23 2013 12:12PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
spiders, snakes, any small flying creature
they scare me all
oh and those amoeba looking things (I think they're house centipedes) those things scare the shit out of me, they're so fast
Aug 23 2013 12:38PM
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.Hugo.
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You could have just cut the line and saved your rod.....
Aug 23 2013 1:03PM
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.frenchy
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Yeah, so redneck with my nikes and athletic shorts. You fucking idiot. Go quote some more of my posts gingy.
Aug 23 2013 6:19PM
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El_Barto.
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You sound like a pussy.






jk. What do you shoot em with? I really want a snub nosed judge revolver for snakes. 410g in a pistol is the ultimate snake gun
Aug 23 2013 6:33PM
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.frenchy
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You can honestly kill them with anything, pelet guns work the best because they don't make as much of a mess haha.


hahaha a snub nose on a snake would be awesome
Aug 23 2013 6:36PM
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humpty
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Snakes are cool as shit but not when theyre coming after you
Aug 23 2013 6:42PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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ok, so where the fuck do you live where snakes are "coming after you"? i can't say that I've ever been chased by a fucking snake....
Aug 23 2013 7:08PM
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El_Barto.
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Please dear god someone upload a clip from the "whacking day" episode of the simpsons
Aug 23 2013 7:51PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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i think this is it. its in russian

Aug 23 2013 8:33PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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I can imagine .frenchy doing this
Aug 23 2013 9:07PM
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Bart.Man
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I'll just leave this here

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Aug 24 2013 6:19PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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nice looking ball. how long is he? how old?
Aug 25 2013 12:21PM
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JoshWong
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i hate snakes
Aug 26 2013 7:53PM
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