Saw this on the news, so fuckin awesome!
“Growing up in North Carolina I ate 10 pancakes every morning for breakfast. I’m over this quote shit.” - Charlie Owens
When things are taken out of context---
"Mods circle jerk to their powers. I will be 100% serious with you right now" - 1337
I think I may be emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in years. - Mr.Sloth
1980, its a year not a trick.
Sex Offender Steve is now a camp counselor at Windells. That's scary. - Me