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The worst night ever

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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310
Went to the pub with my girlfriend tonight. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.


Aug 18 2013 12:41AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
That was quite the knee slapper......
Aug 18 2013 12:44AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Well that wasn't funny at all.
Aug 18 2013 12:45AM
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HentaiHero
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,099
sorry dude that sucks. are you the oldest guy on newschoolers? not meaning to offend just wondering
Aug 18 2013 12:58AM
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jaredmdub
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.....bro.


no.
Aug 18 2013 1:05AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
You're mother is not a respectable lady.
Aug 18 2013 1:09AM
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bighooch
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Aug 18 2013 1:11AM
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NinetyFour
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If by night you mean thread... Then yes.
Aug 18 2013 1:12AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
Your* you fucking retard. Were you not taught basic grammar?
Aug 18 2013 1:14AM
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
this thread made my night the worst night ever
Aug 18 2013 1:50AM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
Troll thread is so troll
10th anniversary? So you started dating her at 14 and you were 40. How has no one seen this yet?
If this is true then yup you're a pedophile but I'm gonna bet op has nothing better to do but sit around trolling with his thumb up his ass
Aug 18 2013 2:35AM
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eheath
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"My girlfriend said I'm a pedophile and I said that's a big word for a 9 year old" -db
Aug 18 2013 2:42AM
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SamtheEagle
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ahahaha you are fucking stupid. You are the kid who feels the need to stop and explain every joke aren'tt you?
Aug 18 2013 2:43AM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
Aren't you the kid that has nothing better to do but call people out calling people out?
Aug 18 2013 3:02AM
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HentaiHero
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,099
thank you thats what i was trying to say. just in a really roundabout asshole way.

fight troll with troll
Aug 18 2013 3:03AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
*quote to emphasize dumb post*
Aug 18 2013 3:23AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
You're not too bright are you?
Aug 18 2013 3:27AM
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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310
laughing at all of the fucks that think this is serious! haha saw this on facebook my friends dad posted this sorry i ruined some of your nights! get a sense of humor! take life less seriously some of you scare me laugh a little
Aug 18 2013 3:41AM
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lineskier10
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at least no one smeared fluff on you
Aug 18 2013 4:14AM
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SwagasaurusRex
Posts: 635 - Karma: 333
Jokes centered around pedophilia are not funny. The fact that an adult brought this joke to your attention is sickening and embarrassing.
Aug 18 2013 4:14AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4748 - Karma: -563
Hahaha "shower" us with your knowledge since you must be a Penn St fan if you think people can't make fun of and laugh at and mock and ridicule disgusting other people who prey on children. Jokes about pedophilia are meant to shame pedophiles. People like you allow pedophiles and pedophile sympathizers to feel entitled to their views being respected by others when they absolutely should not be and they should be humiliated whenever possible.

I think this idea that something like pedophilia can't be joked about protects pedophiles because it allows them to avoid scorn. Now obviously there are certain circumstances where its inappropriate but still the PC brigade like you basically protects and enables the bad guys if you want to stop the scum who perpetrates child abuse from getting made fun of.
Aug 18 2013 5:01AM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
your meter... check it
Aug 18 2013 5:57AM
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Bogs
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This thread is full of a whole bunch of stupid
Aug 18 2013 7:58AM
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Crispy.
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You're trying way too hard.
Aug 18 2013 8:32AM
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BLADEE
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I believe you intended to say thread instead of "night".
Aug 18 2013 9:14AM
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goonsquad
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i thought it was funny
Aug 18 2013 9:39AM
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987321654hgfd
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You guys have a lot in common

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Aug 18 2013 9:58AM
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Miomo
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I must be the only one that found this funny.
It wasn't hilarious, but it was worth a chuckle.
Aug 18 2013 1:30PM
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.Hugo.
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You sir, are the idiot. Only the bagelz guy actually thought this thread was serious. everyone else just thinks you're a dim witted silly nanny.
Aug 18 2013 2:15PM
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SunburntSquad
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1/10 would listen to OP tell another joke
Aug 18 2013 3:58PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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www.opistwelve.net
Aug 19 2013 2:18AM
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HungryHypocrite
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... for leg amputees
Aug 19 2013 6:44AM
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SFB
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haha op is a pedophile!!!!
Aug 19 2013 11:18AM
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