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Does your gf suck at skiing? Not ski at all?

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iH8pow
Posts: 1727 - Karma: 7,211
Honest question, just wondering how many of you have a girlfriend that you basically have to ditch to ski whether she doesn't ski at all, or isn't that good and can't hang with you.

Or does your girlfriend rip/is better than you
Aug 17 2013 11:57AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
who even has a girlfriend?
Aug 17 2013 11:59AM
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Peter.
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usain bolt is really fast you guys.


he just won the 200m at the world championships
Aug 17 2013 12:15PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I heard Michael Phelps is a strong swimmer
Aug 17 2013 12:16PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
Yeah! She even holds my poles for me too!
Aug 17 2013 12:40PM
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Lemursodes
Posts: 27 - Karma: 99
she may suck at skiing but shes good at sucking
Aug 17 2013 12:42PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
She's a good skier, but she doesn't like park so I don't ski with her
Aug 17 2013 1:26PM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
If she isnt into park, just go around on the hill withput skiing park for those few days you get to ski with her...
Aug 17 2013 1:38PM
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B-Right-On
Posts: 570 - Karma: 532
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Aug 17 2013 1:39PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
Babe it's okay you don't have to hide our relationship anymore! <3
Aug 17 2013 1:42PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
O

LYM


PICS
Aug 17 2013 1:47PM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
mine can ski faster than i can
Aug 17 2013 1:52PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
you are doing it wrong.
Aug 17 2013 2:00PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
I'm married to a woman who doesn't ski. If you're concerned about it. Don't be. If you love her and she loves you she will understand what a big part of your life the sport is.
Aug 17 2013 2:02PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
ashamed to say i had a snowboarding girlfriend.....
Aug 17 2013 2:02PM
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buttrapinpirate
Posts: 497 - Karma: 225
I taught my last gf to ski, bad idea. Then they want you to ski with them all day. Fuck that.
Aug 17 2013 2:13PM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,108
Same thing happend to me then she bout some like 1980 k2's from some garage sale and thought you just could put your shoes in them.
Aug 17 2013 2:20PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 14,404
My right hand can't even grab
Aug 17 2013 3:02PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
She didn't just try to duck tape it?
Aug 17 2013 4:27PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
you could do something to keep yourself occupied like learn to snowboard or telemark while shes learning ti ski.
Aug 17 2013 4:35PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
+k

Ex gf could ski, but not very well. Relationship ended before the season last year and I was pretty happy because she "doesn't ski jumps or trees". She was pretty stupid too, so yeah....
I'm talking to a chick right now that shreds and could stomp on me in park but I got her beat in big mountain and being stupid/having the balls to do stuff. Snowblades in 4 inches of powder on a double black, been there, done that.
Aug 18 2013 2:01AM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
My GF doesn't ski, but she's kind of interested in it. She said she wants me to teach her the basics one day, but doesn't want to really get into it because she understands it's my thing. (Her words...thank you baby jesus)
Aug 18 2013 2:07AM
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Sophistication.
Posts: 665 - Karma: 352
/stupidclaim

Who the fuck wastes a great line with goddamn blades?
Aug 18 2013 2:15AM
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SmotSmoke
Posts: 599 - Karma: 2,728
Why doesn't she want to really get into it. She should. Being able to ski fun stuff without having to take 20-40 damn minutes per run is where its at. I have skied with chicks that snowboard and they are good its fun times man. The more people the better when you are shredding and fucking around. Teaching her to ski would get you mad pussy probably. A lot of work though. Bring her up on shitty days mess around get blazed as a fucking blazer and teach that girl something man.
Aug 18 2013 2:16AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
People who will take any dare their friends throw at them.
Aug 18 2013 2:21AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4750 - Karma: -556
Yeah thats a tread lightly thing.

IF they are competent and can get down the hill you can just meet them at the lift and wait a minute they'll be fine with you being better and faster. If they suck you need to be with other people who also suck for her to ski with so you can go off and do your own thing.

Aug 18 2013 3:27AM
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Broook
Posts: 353 - Karma: 46
Snowboards... Well.
Aug 18 2013 4:51AM
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connecticunt
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,525
I taught my last boyfriend to ski. That was weird.

My bf now skis and boards and rips both. Much more appealing.
Aug 18 2013 6:29AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
My girl can ski anything. She hikes bowls with me, skis trees, bumps, etc. It's fucking rad. Granted, she doesn't quite rip as fast as I do, but she's definitely not too far behind.
Aug 18 2013 7:24AM
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Bogs
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let me guess, you're the guy who's constantly pulling out his nutsack just to make sure everyone knows he has one?
Aug 18 2013 9:26AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
My gf is better/faster on a board than a lot of my guy friends are on skis.

It's so fucking hot to watch your girl rip some shit up or pass people on the skintrack like a boss.
Aug 18 2013 10:33AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
I ski without poles so my gf does not ski
Aug 18 2013 11:35AM
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~~~~~~~~
Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
she snowboards. I took her in the glades once and she fell into a creek.
Aug 18 2013 12:14PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
The girl I dated in high school said she would never go. Her first time on the hill was on a field trip before we knew each other and she couldn't figure out how to stop. Her day ended with her crashing through a fence, biting through her lip, and breaking both her arms.
Aug 18 2013 1:53PM
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DizzyG
Posts: 698 - Karma: 296
Might I introduce you to the Pain McShlonkey classic?

3rd Annual Pain McShlonkey Classic | Of. Course. I. Can. from Squaw Valley on Vimeo.



And fuck yeah, my GF skis /claim.
Aug 18 2013 2:33PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
my woman is not a fan of skiing but is wierdly good at it for not skiing alot. im not saying tricks or jumps just a decent technique and can get down at a good clip.

.....she can snowboard too but ive done a good job hiding her board or taking it saying im "tuning it"
Aug 18 2013 2:54PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
my pants when she is looking for my cock.
Aug 18 2013 3:13PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
#idareyoutosleddownthechutes
Aug 18 2013 3:17PM
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
my gf can somewhat keep up with me on trails and doesnt mind hitting the park for a few laps cuz shes interested in the features and my steez. only downside is that she doesnt like big mountain very much

we also toke then watch ski movies together

yall invited to the wedding
Aug 18 2013 3:50PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Who has to work to get pussy from their girlfriend? My girlfriend is a really good skier, but hardly ever goes. So it's nice, I can ride with my friends all the time. But when she does come, she'll hit everything and keeps up well.
Aug 18 2013 5:48PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Challenge accepted.

And to the person who posted the Pain McSchlonkey classic, probably gonna do it this year. I did a tribute to Shane this year and decked out in 80's gear and glasses, had the blades and saucer and the bottle of jack.
Aug 19 2013 2:16AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
my gf is pretty good but doesnt like it that much or at least not enough to pay for it. its perfect because she will go when i ask her to but doesnt feel like im ditching her when i go alone
Aug 19 2013 2:19AM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
Because its my hand...
Aug 19 2013 2:20AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
;)
Aug 19 2013 2:24AM
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mgaffney
Posts: 37 - Karma: 63
Had an ex i taught to ski, then he broke his ribs trying. Dumped him after that! hahahaha
Aug 20 2013 8:47PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
That's not funny.
He was probably heartbroken.






Bitch
Aug 20 2013 8:56PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
yeah i have to leave her for the entire winter. gonna be a tough move
Aug 20 2013 8:58PM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
I would love to have a girl who is as good as, if not better, than me. However, I only get 2 days off in winter and the idea of spending them teaching or taking it easy doesn't sound appealing.
Aug 20 2013 9:09PM
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patrickskis
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ooh srry bro
Aug 20 2013 9:20PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
I do, I'm teaching her though, its a process though
Aug 20 2013 11:08PM
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