I never understand all the hate from skateboarders. I'm a blader but think skateboarding is dope too. It's like snowboarding and skiing I guess, only people who are bad at it hate each other. Scootering on the other hand...
"You have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
"I mean, Clayton's going really fast.
He's going fast I'm telling you.. like...
- Charlie Owens