ha ha, I was just busting you balls there, (but the whole water park thing is a tad lame)
your fairly light much like I am, I feel more comfortable recommending you a softer ski.
The Fat-upus L-toros are an amazing ski, although not truly symmetrical you would be surprised by the versatility of the ski, and how tough it is, Fat-ypus makes a quality ski.
Also, not very soft, but the Surface one time may be worth noting too.
4frnt YLE, another notable Jack of all trades ski.
I really haven't ridden alot of skis, so Im not much help, but that's all I feel comfortable recommending, I dont want to recommend something I haven't ridden.
The L-toro sounds like a pretty good option for you.
PM me if you got an XL VADER, DARK-SIDE or even a DARKNESS Saga jackets, any condition. (Not murda mystery)