I have a friend at college who is the epitome of someone who smokes too much, but some of the shit that he says is goddamn hilarious.
I was sitting in class one day and I casually asked him, "What were you up to last night?", he responded with, "Maaaan, I got so high last night.. I deleted all the music off my computer and I can't figure out how to get it back."
Another time I asked him where he was picking up and he nonchalantly says, "Some guy I know mailed my 4 O's, it's super nice because the post office does all the work."
It was one of those moments were I didn't even know what to say. He's a super cool dude though, always hooking me up with free subs when he's working at Subway.
"Being serious about being serious is seriously serious ... take note and hopefully the serious skiing world will not cave in on itself."