What to do in Portland?

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So I'm in Portland and slumped on what to do for the not few days. I went to ski bowl and government camp so don't reckoned that. And I went to Sky High, hich is the shittiest tramp place known to man.

Thanks

Aug 1 2013 8:49PM

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FuckAllOfYou

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go to deschutes (sp?) brewery to eat or whatever. that place is tits

Aug 1 2013 8:50PM

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EvanMeyer

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get high and laugh at all the homeless tweakers running around the city. My buddy just moved there at the beginning of the summer and said thats always good entertainment if you're on a budget.

Aug 1 2013 8:55PM

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howlongcanausern

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ride bikes yo

Aug 1 2013 9:08PM

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Casey

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Go get an especially sleezy lap dance.

Aug 1 2013 9:15PM

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Peter.

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time how long it takes you to see 100 hipsters

shouldn't be more than 5 minutes

Aug 1 2013 9:17PM

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Noha

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Inb4 his brother with dem hipstas

Aug 1 2013 9:20PM

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act.resist

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Enjoy the scenery

Aug 1 2013 9:37PM

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I love Portland! I'd say go to Voodoo doughnuts forsure. If you have never been to Portland and are into touristy stuff, the jetboat tours on the Willamette are pretty awesome and very informative. If kayaking is more your thing, you can rent kayaks at a place called enrg and kayak the Willamette too. A fun thing me and my buddy did was watched a bunch of Portlandia when we were bored and found different spots in the show. It sounds dumb but it actually led to a lot more cool stuff like skating at the skatepark under Burnside bridge. Depending on how far you're looking to travel, you can go to the coast and surf some cold water which was the highlight of my last trip there. Portland is my favorite "big" city and there's awesome things to do everywhere. The stereotypes about it are all true, but i think that makes it even cooler. When i was walking to the saturday market last time i was there, this woman stormed out of Salvation Army screaming, grabbed some random chicks cigarrette and smoked her butt screaming about something crazy.

Aug 1 2013 9:40PM

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7-11_Slurpee

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Also bouldering at "The Circuit" bouldering gym

Aug 1 2013 9:43PM

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RudyGarmisch

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Call up ON3P and arrange a factory tour.

Aug 1 2013 10:30PM

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roddy116

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voodoo doughnuts

Aug 1 2013 10:34PM

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Get a haircut, a straight razor shave, a cigar, and a shot of whiskey at the modern man

Aug 1 2013 10:36PM

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roddy116

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pok pok as well (best damn thai food ever)

also tons of cool places to skateboard.

generic go ski timberline if you are willing to make the trek out there.

food trucks

eat a lot of food there, neptune lounge is also really sick.

Aug 1 2013 10:37PM

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on3p factory.

Aug 1 2013 10:40PM

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El_Barto.

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Portland sucks. Correction, hipsters suck, portland rules. ON3P for sure. Id bail on the city though, the best parts of oregon are away from the valley

Aug 1 2013 10:43PM

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You can do factory tours? That's dope, I may try and do that, thanks guys

Aug 1 2013 10:47PM

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