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I hate summer reading!

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KimJong-Illest
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So I have to read this book All But My Life fore summer reading.
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It is the most boring book I have ever read in my life and I dont get what im learning from anotating a book and doing four assignments on it. Then I have to take a school on it on the first day of school. Do you peoples schools make you read boring ass books in the summer?

Jul 30 2013 1:21AM
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northeast
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it'll be over more quickly if you don't post stupid threads about it. I bet there are some interesting things in that book but you're too ignorant to fully grasp it.
Jul 30 2013 1:30AM
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northeast
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and what you're learning from this (hopefully) is how to actively read, rather than running your eyes over words, but perhaps stopping and thinking about a passage or idea from the text. contrary to popular belief, these assignments are not created to piss you off and ruin your summer.
Jul 30 2013 1:32AM
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Titus69
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i got a choice of what to read. its bullshit idk about your school but last year we played a jeopardy game on it with the group who chose the same book.....about 3 questions involved the book the rest were on political shit and social media havent started to read yet
Jul 30 2013 1:34AM
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FuckAllOfYou
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Lol youre a bitch if you're complaining about something that easy. What I would give to have a summer assignment that easy, haha
Jul 30 2013 1:46AM
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LoathesRaisins
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It's about her survival of one the biggest atrocity this planet has ever seen. It sounds like a great book. Just read it.
Jul 30 2013 1:53AM
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SamtheEagle
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omg you have to read one book over 3 months????? I hope you'll be alright!
Jul 30 2013 2:01AM
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Skibumsmith
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From what I can gather by reading your post, it's a good thing they're having you do some extra reading. You're grammar is shit bro.
Jul 30 2013 2:23AM
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whoa-dere
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haha that's bullshit, they make you read over the summer? do they not know what summer is?
Jul 30 2013 2:26AM
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daannnnieel
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nice one.
Jul 30 2013 3:09AM
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daannnnieel
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That and op, you should read more than just that book over the next month. You could use the practice, you seem slightly challenged.
Jul 30 2013 3:11AM
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.Rybak.
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Quit being a pussy. Just read it its going to help if you actually pay attention to what's going on.
Jul 30 2013 3:31AM
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Bogs
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Judging from the quality of your writing i'm going to guess you are going into fifth grade, so i'll give you some advice: read a lot. It'll only be good for you. Trust me, the more you read, the better a reader you'll become, and being a good reader will make life much, much easier for you in middle school, high school, and college.
Jul 30 2013 9:40AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Enjoy the days where you read books other than text books.
Jul 30 2013 10:00AM
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theBearJew
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You know what I hate... looking for a job, a place to live, moving, and trying to start an adult life.

But reading a book over a summer sucks.
Jul 30 2013 10:30AM
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CaptainObvious.
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I wish that every person who has posted in the thread could have been in my class. Love it.

Sack up, pussy. Reading is good for you.
Jul 30 2013 10:31AM
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HamFaceGirl
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lolol highschool
Jul 30 2013 10:49AM
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Laurent.
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Oh, poor little Matt has to read a 300 page book over vacation.

Grow up, Matt. There are a lot more important problems than summer reading to worry about. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
Jul 30 2013 10:53AM
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Bogs
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Lawrence, how thought provoking.
Jul 30 2013 10:57AM
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yourthemannowdog
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That book will take up 5 hours of your summer at most. If you're a slow reader, maybe 7. That's a plane flight or a slow shift at work
Jul 30 2013 10:58AM
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roddy116
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that book is actually half decent.

last summer i had to read 5 books 3 for english and two for history, i read all of them, used two of them for english and we ignored the history ones.

read the god damn book.
Jul 30 2013 11:02AM
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Brule.
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My school let us pick our own book, but I have to read a book too, and I have to bring it in on my first day of 10th grade English.
Jul 30 2013 11:03AM
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Flyon
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You're lucky, i have to read "Under The Dome" by Stephen King...
Jul 30 2013 12:06PM
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sammy_
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dont be such a pussy about it..its one book
Jul 30 2013 12:13PM
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act.resist
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i had to read "Peace Like a River" by Leif Enger for honors english. I actually really enjoyed it...4 years later. eventually you'll appreciate good literature.
Jul 30 2013 12:15PM
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howlongcanausern
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>complaining about reading books about the holocaust
Jul 30 2013 12:17PM
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Laurent.
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Jul 30 2013 12:29PM
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last_tango
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just spark note that shit if spark notes is still around. Got me through all of high school.
Jul 30 2013 12:37PM
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Bozite
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Switched from private to public school for high school, no more summer reading for now. Greatest feeling.
Jul 30 2013 12:37PM
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yungbail
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I had this attitude at the beginning of the summer, then i actually read my book and realized it had some pretty interesting shit if i stopped to think about it.
Jul 30 2013 12:43PM
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the.hellion.
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Chicks think guys who read are sexy.
Jul 30 2013 1:01PM
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LoathesRaisins
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good times...
Jul 30 2013 3:34PM
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Bogs
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way
Jul 30 2013 3:40PM
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casual
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Jesus Christ. Judging by your trainwreck of an OP, you should read that book twice. On second thought, start with Everybody Poops, and work your way up, dummy. Fuckin' A! Really?
Jul 30 2013 3:42PM
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casual
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On second thought, if this mongoloid is advocating reading, or anything really, just do the opposite.
Jul 30 2013 3:43PM
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roddy116
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lol bro get the fuck over yourself, you are not that cool, in fact you come of as an internet f@ggot who likes to rage when you don't like what you here.
Jul 30 2013 3:50PM
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quixotic
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That book is 272 pages. Summer vacation is roughly 90 days. That comes out to ~3.02 pages to read a day. Quit being a pussy, ya pussy.
Jul 30 2013 4:10PM
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casual
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Yeah, definitely that, or you're just a moron. One or the other, for sure.
Jul 30 2013 4:52PM
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the.hellion.
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Only an illiterate fuck like you would use THAT word, misspelled, because you KNOW it's frowned upon by the community (bitch all you like, stupid word, stupid insult=hate; and fuck all you bitches that disagree)

Second, he can either not like what he reads HERE, or he can not like what he HEARS.

When you're trying to insult someone because they're being an asshole spewing grammar, at least put in enough fucking effort...
Jul 30 2013 4:52PM
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GeorgiaJibber
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You used the wrong your.
Jul 30 2013 4:58PM
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Wood_Wizard
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dam roddy you better
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Jul 30 2013 6:12PM
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dirtyshithawks
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dont worry, have you seen him on tiny chat? he looks fucking retarded.
Jul 30 2013 6:15PM
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roddy116
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its the first one for sure.
Jul 30 2013 7:23PM
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idskithat
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im going to uvm and all incoming freshman have to read a book
Jul 30 2013 7:34PM
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.Rybak.
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Jul 30 2013 7:37PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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HAHAHAHA! Not once in my life did I have to read, do homework, etc. over summer vacation. Sucks to be you, kid!


Jul 30 2013 7:44PM
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dirtyshithawks
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nice gif, you dick.
Jul 30 2013 7:45PM
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.Rybak.
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Jul 30 2013 7:47PM
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Wolfgang.
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[IMG]utne.com/uploadedImages/utne/articles/web_specials/2012-08-01/The-Quantum-Universe-Book-C.jpg[/IMG]

I enjoyed the books I read over the summer. Made me feel as if I were living in multiple dimensions.
Jul 30 2013 7:50PM
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JAHBRADOR
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yeah i know right!!

I bet Kony gives his kids tons of books to read on Summer vacation!

Think yourself lucky!!
Jul 30 2013 7:59PM
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whoa-dere
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why
Jul 31 2013 12:07AM
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