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What did you get your girlfriend for her birthday?

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Freebird12
Posts: 114 - Karma: 295
Title says it all. Inb4 dildo, my dick, etc.
Jul 28 2013 11:24AM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
I actually don't remember what I got my last girlfriend for her birthday.








wait I never had a girlfriend
Jul 28 2013 11:28AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
my di...

oh, op inb4'd it? well then i guess nothing.
Jul 28 2013 11:36AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
you're not alone...
Jul 28 2013 11:44AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
drunken birthday sex
Jul 28 2013 11:47AM
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Dan_Frockington
Posts: 52 - Karma: 65
What every girl wants on their birthday....... The gift of anal
Jul 28 2013 11:55AM
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Schlutz
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Jul 28 2013 12:05PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Oven mitts
Jul 28 2013 12:35PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,633
Your seed.
Jul 28 2013 12:39PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3846 - Karma: 5,658
Dem feels. I've never been in a relationship, and I've been friendzoned too many times by girls.
Jul 28 2013 12:49PM
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
I know too much friendzone dammit.


I got mine (before she friendzoned me) a whole bunch of ice cream and made her a card and drew her a vectored image of her skiing. She loved it.


Jul 28 2013 12:57PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
^ Too much effort to make her happy. Girls want a challenge.
Jul 28 2013 1:00PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
I made her a card, took her out to dinner and bought a stuffed animal. All in all total cost about 40$
Jul 28 2013 1:02PM
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
Eh, not so sure about this one. She's a lot different than the ski girls you are thinking of. (Aspiring opera star, perfect grades, still skis powder on her carving skis, etc.)


Jul 28 2013 1:03PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Maybe just has a busy schedule right now
Jul 28 2013 1:08PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Genital Warts
Jul 28 2013 1:11PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
never had a gf b4
Jul 28 2013 1:12PM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,658
One of those massive bags of sweedish fish. Her panties basically came off on their own after that.
Jul 28 2013 1:16PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
I actually have had a few girlfriends, but only one "real" relationship. Just posted that for the lolz
Jul 29 2013 3:16PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
I bought the bish Kenny Chesney tickets
Jul 29 2013 3:21PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
I GAVE HER MY PENIS! OP you forgot to inb4 male genitals....no but in all reality I have not had a single girlfriends birthday to worry about...probably get her some lotion and some earrings...
Jul 29 2013 3:36PM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
getting her a sarah burke snowflake necklace/ looks good and supports her foundation.
Jul 29 2013 3:44PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
a pearl necklace....
Jul 29 2013 3:50PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Mo fuckin watch. Now she knows what time it is. I keep my girl in her place.
Jul 29 2013 3:52PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Country music tickets. Then go and get all cowboyed up. Girls love that.
Jul 29 2013 5:04PM
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cameron_taylor
Posts: 325 - Karma: 446
i bought my last gf a cadburys dairy milk bar.
Jul 29 2013 6:32PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Freshman year girlfriend.. deodorant..

She was not pleased.
Jul 29 2013 8:32PM
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cowofawesome
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Jul 29 2013 8:34PM
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p.hawks
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
Dinner, pandora bracket/charms, another time I took her out shopping and got her a necklace.
Jul 29 2013 8:38PM
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TimeWasted
Posts: 362 - Karma: 593
Doesn't matter what you get her, as long as she doesn't find out you spend more money on XXL jackets then you do on her.
Jul 29 2013 8:59PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
the only kinda "jewelry" i'm interested in giving haha
Jul 29 2013 9:23PM
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