I am convinced that when a skier lands a trick where the rotation is greater than the year the skier was born, it will cause a rift in the space time continuum, humans will be sucked into a wormhole and llamas will become the dominant species on the planet. They will overcome their lack of opposable thumbs by adapting discarded binding heal pieces and full tilts.
Huck off and fly!!!
"god doesnt like little bitches that wanna go pro to get rich" - asian_allen
"i hit 10k twice now and forgot to make a big gay thread both times." - k-rob
"occupy Domino's !!" I_Am_ Mod
"he didn't grab his ski long enough in that switch double misty, I bet he has no friends and hangs out playing Scrabble with his mother on weekends." - Drail www.huckandsplash.com | www.vaildevo.com | www.oneloveskiing.com
Idea: what if Schlopy had his skis made in the shape of a helicopter wing? He could generate massive ammounts of lift from his insane rotation speed, netting him the extra air time required to cleanly land the infamous triple 1980.
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