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I got caught smoking weed

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gatley-o9mil.
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so my parents are super against weed in every shape and form but being a teenager i didnt give a fuck, so i started smoking weed and i went a while without getting caught and then i was at home one night it was about 10 i think and my mom was in her room, my dad was down stairs and i was in mine. so i wanted to smoke so i opened my window set the fan up to blow towards the window and started smoking and my mom came in and i just played it off that i was masturbating and i thought she bought it but she went and got my dad who even with the previous knowledge that i might be fapping came in and ripped off my covers and saw my weed, one hitter and lighter. so TA-DA!
Jul 28 2013 12:22AM
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Rafiki
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tldr who the fuck cares
Jul 28 2013 12:23AM
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youngdtay
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You are a fucking idiot
Jul 28 2013 12:25AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Did you know the website StickDeath.com is no more? Fucking sad day man.
Jul 28 2013 12:26AM
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SterlingArcher
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Get off my lawn
Jul 28 2013 12:27AM
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idskithat
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thug lyfe
Jul 28 2013 12:29AM
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gatley-o9mil.
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hey rick roll could i borrow UP for a while?
Jul 28 2013 12:29AM
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edai
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Smart dude. Personally I've always thought getting caught yanking the meat chain would be worse than getting caught just because of the pure embarassment it would bring.
Jul 28 2013 12:30AM
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LoathesRaisins
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That's nice. What did you expect exactly?
Jul 28 2013 12:35AM
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LoathesRaisins
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And more importantly, why do you think anyone on here cares?
Jul 28 2013 12:37AM
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IDMT_BC024
Posts: 224 - Karma: 129
And you posted it on NS why? Goddamn high schoolers who just discovered weed are some of the most annoying people out there.
But I'll give you some actual advice: make a sploof. TP tube+ dryer sheets= not getting caught.
Jul 28 2013 12:39AM
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.Rybak.
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Who the hell cares.
Jul 28 2013 12:41AM
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Beaansss
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How's sore is your but?
Jul 28 2013 12:55AM
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Rparr
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Ya dingus.
Jul 28 2013 1:08AM
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KimJong-Illest
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Jul 28 2013 1:13AM
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Shredsterr
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Wow I totally understand the pain you must be going through right now.
Jul 28 2013 1:19AM
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ScuffDUFF
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So wait..You tried to cover your weed smoking with masturbation?? lol Now that's hilarious.
Jul 28 2013 1:34AM
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CRiP
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stand down OP. you have been demoted
Jul 28 2013 1:36AM
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Phil-X-
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Dude, your dad totally wanted to see your cock.

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Jul 28 2013 1:43AM
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Da_Buddha
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its easier to apologize than ask for permission
Jul 28 2013 2:42AM
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SamtheEagle
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hahaha so fucked up
Jul 28 2013 2:47AM
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Watts.
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It never gets old for me!
Jul 28 2013 2:48AM
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*DUMBCAN*
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You used two full stops and no capitals in six lines. I feel sorry for your parents.
Jul 28 2013 7:28AM
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JAHBRADOR
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My childhood.....gone.
Jul 28 2013 7:33AM
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Bogs
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he had to make sure everyone on ns knew how cool he was because he not only smokes weed, but is also a teenager so he doesn't give a fuck about what his parents say, and also got caught smoking weed cause he just couldn't go a day without getting high which shows just how much he likes smoking weed and just how much of a badass he is that he'll even smoke all alone in his bedroom with his parents in the house because he gives that little of a fuck cause he's a teenager.
Jul 28 2013 9:08AM
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.Rybak.
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You know what they say #420yoloswag4jesus
Jul 28 2013 9:59AM
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malonius_funk
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just because your dad found your weed doesn't count out the fact that you were still probably slapping your bologna.
Jul 28 2013 10:01AM
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werd.
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Dude are you fucking retarded? You can't just set up one fan and blow it out the window and expect your whole room not to reek, or for that matter the whole house?
Jul 28 2013 11:27AM
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SpliffyJ
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If you didnt want to get caught you shouldnt of smoked in your room when your parents were awake, thats your fault
Jul 28 2013 12:13PM
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robotdna
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Lol I read that he was 10, like 10 years old.

Hahaha don't want to imagine a 10 year old smoking a joint and fapping.


Jul 28 2013 12:41PM
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rockersteez
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Learn to hide it better

Better luck next time.
Jul 28 2013 12:47PM
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robotdna
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Wait what did your parents do?
Jul 28 2013 12:50PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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you suck.
Jul 28 2013 1:09PM
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arnie_grape
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your parents sound like overprotective assholes
Jul 28 2013 1:10PM
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SFB
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op munches dick
Jul 28 2013 1:12PM
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Karkoskier
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Ever been arrested while tripping on mushrooms? Be happy it was your parents and not the cops.
Jul 28 2013 1:14PM
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alex=
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how the fuck did you get 2k posts that quickly?
Jul 28 2013 1:19PM
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Karkoskier
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Nope got me suspended from college last semester.
Jul 28 2013 1:24PM
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Karkoskier
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Yeah it was definitely an experience... haha going back to school in a month now so it's no biggie.
Jul 28 2013 1:27PM
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Phil-X-
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No, but I did see a dude get sucker punched in the back of the head at a bar, so I told the cop that showed up I had witnessed it and sat in the back of his police car as he filled out a police report.
Jul 28 2013 1:35PM
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GayWolf420
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His parents don't understand that it's just uhh, a plant and stuff.
Jul 28 2013 2:13PM
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.Apex.
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No sympathy, that was just dumb
Jul 28 2013 2:26PM
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Rafiki
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Jul 28 2013 3:07PM
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YourMomsCouch
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If you think your parents are against weed, try having a retired cop and a 100% Latina woman as your parents. You cant get away with shit.
Jul 28 2013 3:12PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
your just bad at it. its not hard.
Jul 28 2013 3:27PM
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coolflash8
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If you have parents who are against weed smoke when they aren't around
Jul 28 2013 3:30PM
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cool_name
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your mom comes in and almost catches you but instead of getting rid of the fucking evidence you keep smoking????????
Jul 28 2013 3:38PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
i didnt keep smoking i just sat there trying to listen to here if she was listening at the door, i didnt know she was going to get my dad.
Jul 29 2013 10:26PM
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daannnnieel
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I would much rather my parents catch me blazing up in my room, than fappin'
Jul 29 2013 10:46PM
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esotericjive
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