man, kids these days have it fucking made. porn didn't exist like it does now when i was a kid. if you wanted to look at porn online, you had to wait 25 minutes for a picture to load (yes, that's right...just a picture)....shit, half the time you'd be done beating off before the entire picture loaded....you'd be wankin' it to half of a picture of some nekid chick.....(OH, there's a nipple....here i go!!!!) unless, of course, you were one of the lucky kids who's dad had a dirty magazine collection.
or there was always the spice channel that was 98% snow....but it had SOUND!!! yes, that's right! you could actually hear people doing it!! chicks moaning and everything!! and maybe even catch a glimpse of the occasional nipple!!