Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

DEATH TO WIFI ROUTER

profile picture
DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
I have a shitty wifi router that I just replaced, and I need to absolutely destroy this piece of shit. The most upvoted response will happen, and I'll record it. +k for good responses.
Jul 27 2013 4:14PM
1470 568
profile picture
maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
This is about to get good
Oct 30 2013 8:17PM
1 0
profile picture
MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
I'll take a seat, just in time too!
Oct 30 2013 8:29PM
1 0
profile picture
bleevus
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 2,049
This is gonna be great.
Oct 30 2013 9:20PM
2 0
profile picture
kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,669
eat the damn router already
Oct 30 2013 9:52PM
6 0
profile picture
I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
better not end up like dramallama thread, OP will surely deliver... i hope
Oct 30 2013 10:39PM
2 0
profile picture
AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
Click for larger image
Oct 30 2013 10:54PM
8 0
profile picture
AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
Ok one more time Click for larger image
Oct 30 2013 10:57PM
3 0
profile picture
AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
Click for larger image
Oct 30 2013 11:00PM
1 5
profile picture
Nddski
Posts: 75 - Karma: 501
attach to rocket then shoot it off
Oct 30 2013 11:03PM
1 2
profile picture
ski4fun420
Posts: 902 - Karma: 842
Recycle:)

Oct 31 2013 12:03AM
0 2
profile picture
Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Hurry up and eat your fucking router aleady.
Oct 31 2013 12:29AM
1 0
profile picture
Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
I laughed for about 5 minutes
Oct 31 2013 8:35AM
5 0
profile picture
McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
teehee !
Oct 31 2013 1:54PM
5 0
profile picture
Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
I mean really...how bad can it taste? Just imagine you're eating burnt toast.
Oct 31 2013 2:13PM
2 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
Didn't read thread but

Click for larger image
Oct 31 2013 2:30PM
4 0
profile picture
DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Click for larger image
Oct 31 2013 5:53PM
7 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
HOW IS THIS NOT WINNING

COME ON NS


WHAT THE FUCK
Oct 31 2013 7:52PM
3 0
profile picture
chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Cooking challenge of the century, get Gordon Ramesy to cook the router and if it passes as real food we knight him on the Internet
Oct 31 2013 8:11PM
3 0
profile picture
Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
I think I'll take a seat right here

Click for larger image
Oct 31 2013 8:15PM
1 0
profile picture
DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Agreed.
Nov 1 2013 2:43PM
5 0
profile picture
TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
relevant? OP, if this girl eats plastic all the time and doesn't die, so can you

Nov 1 2013 3:22PM
0 0
profile picture
DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558

I'm going to do it, I just need to find out how to grind the plastic up, since i dont have a blender.

Nov 1 2013 3:35PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
I figured one of the mods would watch and confirm that it actually happened.
Nov 1 2013 4:18PM
0 1
profile picture
JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Just throw it in the toaster and butter it up, it should fit perfectly
Nov 1 2013 4:39PM
0 0
profile picture
MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
Bring it to jamba juice, ask them to grind it up and add it to your smoothie, film and report back
Nov 1 2013 7:43PM
2 0
profile picture
Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
ibn4 OP dies
Nov 1 2013 8:34PM
3 0
profile picture
Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
were still waiting op
Nov 12 2013 3:15PM
0 0
profile picture
jeremyo13
Posts: 493 - Karma: 288
fully lost it
Nov 12 2013 4:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,399
OP WHAT THE FUCK
Nov 18 2013 7:37AM
2 0
profile picture
kevmac
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,172
role it up and smoke it
Nov 18 2013 8:41AM
0 1
profile picture
DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Still need to grind it..I have no idea how I'm going to do it

Nov 18 2013 2:48PM
3 0
profile picture
Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
Shit, we don't give a fuck just eat it whole then.
Nov 18 2013 6:25PM
4 0
profile picture
DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Stomach bleeding is always a fun time
Nov 18 2013 8:25PM
2 0
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Ya well it can also be fixed.

Just quit being a bitch and deliver like you promised
Nov 18 2013 8:28PM
3 0
profile picture
pjhale
Posts: 50 - Karma: 323
use a blend tech you dumb fuck
Nov 18 2013 8:54PM
6 0
profile picture
Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Blend Tech doesnt fuck around.


Nov 18 2013 9:18PM
6 0
profile picture
Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,399
Wi-Fi Router Milkshakes all round
Nov 19 2013 7:25AM
0 0
profile picture
Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
put it in a bag and pound on it with a hammer for a few minutes then purée that motherfucker
Nov 21 2013 1:25PM
0 0
profile picture
DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Trying this. Stay tuned
Nov 22 2013 3:49PM
2 0
profile picture
Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,399
Hate to do this to ya OP
Dec 5 2013 8:33PM
6 0
profile picture
Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Just reminding OP of his obligations.
Dec 21 2013 1:51PM
2 1
profile picture
bleevus
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 2,049
I won't let this be forgotten.
Jan 14 2014 4:00PM
1 0
profile picture
Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
yeah OP stop being such a pussy and eat the damn router
Jan 14 2014 5:36PM
1 0
profile picture
Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Giving OP 5 days, if not every makes him 0/10, quit making excuses pussy
Jan 14 2014 10:34PM
1 0
profile picture
Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Next page OP, fuck you and do it pussy
Jan 14 2014 10:35PM
2 2
profile picture
.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
Op is just scared that he will turn into a wifi router if he eats it.
Jan 14 2014 11:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Bump fuck you op
Jan 15 2014 2:05AM
1 1
profile picture
SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
pee in its butt
Jan 15 2014 2:36AM
0 4
profile picture
DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Again, blender problems. Im brainstorming ways to blend it as we speak.
Jan 15 2014 6:36AM
2 1
All times are Eastern (-4)