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Drink Beer ---> Swim To Detroit

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NinetyFour
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Epic:

http://cottagelife.com/72426/blogs/beer-chugging-canadian-sorry-for-swimming-to-america
Jul 25 2013 1:15PM
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1337
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Only in Canada does the line "and he upset his mom" follow right after "He faces $5000 to $25000 in fines..."
Jul 25 2013 1:18PM
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act.resist
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That guy looks like tom hanks
Jul 25 2013 1:21PM
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howlongcanausern
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lulz
Jul 25 2013 1:24PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Not at all.
Jul 25 2013 1:30PM
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MNS
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Better than american news.
Jul 25 2013 1:33PM
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t_rob
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I'm kind of jealous. Border patrol is fucking nuts on the international river front. Some friends and I rolled up into whatever the park is east of the Ren with a go pro heli and border patrol was on us before we started flying.

There's a lot of herion moving across that river. I think I read someone it's the biggest drug import spot in the US.
Jul 25 2013 1:42PM
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Stainr
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haha sweet
Jul 25 2013 2:19PM
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Bagina
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Rc Heli with herion strapped to it, and a camera so you can see where you're flying. Sounds like money making is going down the drain.
Jul 25 2013 2:30PM
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MNS
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Inb4 Canadian smugglers swim heroin across river.
Jul 25 2013 2:53PM
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MNS
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Although dope would make way more sense. BC has a ton of bud
Jul 25 2013 2:53PM
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Becker88
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Cool
Jul 25 2013 2:54PM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha this guy was on the morning radio show I listen to today. He sounded so sad for the whole interview. He just kept repeating that he was sorry and how it was such a mistake, and that he is about to be completely fucked because a potential $25,000 fine will bury him. He said his daughter won't stop crying about it and his mother won't talk to him. Apparently all his friends bailed and his brother is the only one helping him out. On the other hand, he's sort of famous now and people have already offered to help pay his fine, plus he will forever be that guy. They interviewed the neighbor who called the cops too. She sounded like a total bitch. She was like, "I just kept telling him not to do it, but he did anyway, so after about a half hour I called the Coast Guard because I didn't think he would make it."
Jul 25 2013 2:59PM
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LoathesRaisins
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A little bit, if Tom Hanks gained some face fat.
Jul 25 2013 3:08PM
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act.resist
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No dude, he really does. If he gained 50 punds.
Jul 25 2013 3:17PM
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Bagina
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You think this guy is fat?, for an obvious example that he's not is that he swam for 2 hours...
Jul 25 2013 4:22PM
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youngdtay
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You can be fat and still be able to physically exert yourself, believe it or not.

That said, this guy is not fat at all, a little on the heavy side, but not fat by any means.
Jul 25 2013 4:27PM
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act.resist
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Yea i reevaluated the picture and his face fat and posture threw me off
Jul 25 2013 10:57PM
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DIX~
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Such a beauty. Makes me proud to be Canadian
Jul 26 2013 12:16AM
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