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hoodcrewkeep your eyes peeeeeled this july! #THUUURSTY gonna be out here, hope yall like mollywhops. On a side note, what do you guys think our chances are to get into IF3 with the letter moisty freed wrote out to them...
After talking to numerous homeless vagabonds/ crackheads throughout Utah and Oregon, we have accepted that the streets still are yet to be Freed, despite the name of our movie last season. Since we can't help everyone get their fix, we decided it is more realistic to quench their thirst (a 24pack of bottled water only costs $5 at Wall-mart). It is easy to get dehydrated while molly whoppin with your baby girl in the streets of the dirty P so we want to encourage everyone to stay prepared this summer. With a little bit of liquid courage, we all might be able to gather the confidence to hit the 30ft Mid-Mountain closeout and follow in the footsteps of Moisty Fred. None of us can ever anticipate how a season will pan out and while this ambivalence can often work in our favor, the ’13-’14 season was ridden with injuries and subsequent fears. Sober Brad turned into Scared Brad and the pelican squad devolved into the Dodo birds. By the time April rolled around, Moisty Fred realized he was going to have to put the team on his back for the time being to keep the inspiration high. It is hard to say whether Moisty is a "good" skier or not (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcoqoURxU64) but he definitely has mastered dry stair riding. Moisty's clearly real thirsty just like all your new tinder matches and if nothing else, we can guarantee a revolutionary stair skiing part in our offering this fall. “Thirsty” will ideally be a comedy. Action-sports seem to often get taken too seriously so we're here to break the void and satisfy the kids. This will be our first submission to IF3 and we are all enthused to finally get more involved in the ski industry with our Nickelodeon like mentality.
