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Anybody else have trouble not prematuring when theyre not wearing a condom?

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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
For some reason i cant hold it when im not wearing a condom. I (almost) always blow it when im not wearing one. Any tips?
Jul 17 2013 9:44PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
Nope, your life is shit.
Jul 17 2013 9:46PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Gobi plz
Jul 17 2013 9:49PM
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StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
reach one of your hands behind your legs and yank down on your balls. This actually works
Jul 17 2013 9:50PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
i remember when kids learned about double negatives before they learned how to do the deed
Jul 17 2013 9:50PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
condom = no feeling

no condom = awesome
Jul 17 2013 9:51PM
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StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
This
Jul 17 2013 9:52PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Does this really work or are you just busting my balls no pun intended
Jul 17 2013 9:55PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
This is what he's really talking about


Jul 17 2013 9:56PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
masturbate furiously before any possibility of sex. Also, slow your breathing down while making the sex and your penis heart rate will go down too
Jul 17 2013 9:58PM
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StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
It really works. Your balls suck up towards your stomach when you ejaculate.
Jul 17 2013 9:59PM
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StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
Also you better get really good at going down on chicks and maybe buy a vibrator so you can pleasure the ladies.
Jul 17 2013 10:23PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Hahahahahahaha "penis heart rate" wow, thats golden.
Jul 17 2013 10:25PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Honestly, just pull out and act like you're teasing her while you recuperate.
Jul 17 2013 10:28PM
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rememberscott
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 5,199
first time I've seen you post something without replying to someone. props for having a pair.
Jul 17 2013 10:32PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
I can usually get girls off manually pretty well
Jul 17 2013 10:33PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Close your eyes and count your breaths. Inhale - 1, Exhale - 2, 3, 4.

Put your mind entirely on that and you'll calm down.

Also, don't jump right in (so to speak lol) See if she'll start you off as an old-fashioned. If you think of the orgasm cycle as a 100 meter sprint, men quickly peak at about 10 meters, then plummet down to the bottom and gradually rise back up and cross the finish line at 100. The key is to get over the 10-meter-hump without losing it. Then you'll be set for at least like 2 more minutes.
Jul 17 2013 10:35PM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331
when things start gettin frisky and your about to spread her, just tell her ya gotta pee and rub one out real quick, should only take a couple seconds, then jump back in the sac and you'll last for days
Jul 17 2013 11:40PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,333
Google edging, it's all about masturbating and pausing before ejaculation
Jul 18 2013 12:10AM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Like practice?
Jul 18 2013 12:19AM
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Session
Posts: 5318 - Karma: 21,379
Any time you leave the house where there is the remote possibility you might get laid.....jerk off.
Jul 18 2013 12:04PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
What the hell is she suppose to think when the guy who is plowing her all of a sudden starts reaching by his ass and yanking on his balls? I think I'd start trying another method if I were you..
Jul 18 2013 2:22PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Thank Christ this fucking idiot isn't in LM. I can only imagine the stupid threads he'd inundate us with.


Try penetrating your anus with a cactus if you think you're going to come too early. I guaranDAMNtee you won't come.
Jul 18 2013 2:25PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
U mad bra?
Jul 18 2013 3:07PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
No quite thrilled you're posting about your penis problems in summer NSG. It should be interesting if anything.
Jul 18 2013 3:09PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
pretty sure you cant change that its just the hand youre dealt, sucks to be you knowing youll never be able to satisfy a woman through penetration, thats pretty emasculating
Jul 18 2013 3:21PM
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StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
Hahaha when you put it that way it does seem a little strange but once your'e in it's not like she's gonna stop you.
Jul 18 2013 3:53PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
you're one shameless mother fucker aren't you
Jul 18 2013 4:15PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Somebody post that pie chart where shame = 0
Jul 18 2013 4:37PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Nah, I think we get the point, we don't need a graph.
Jul 18 2013 5:26PM
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liftedresearcher
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 1,774
i always try and think of NHL team rosters while im doin the deed. lol i dunno why but it seems to help me.
Jul 18 2013 5:44PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Says a virgin
Jul 18 2013 5:50PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
even if i was a virgin, which im not, id rather be that than a one pump chump, good luck keeping a girlfriend little buddy
Jul 18 2013 5:57PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,333
precisely,  It will give you far better control.
Jul 18 2013 6:20PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
Just go slow when you are about to blow, kiss in the neck for a minute and you are food to go
Jul 18 2013 7:01PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Never have used a condom ever. Guess I'm pretty luck with the partners that I have had are on birth control.
Jul 18 2013 7:29PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Says a virgin.
Jul 18 2013 7:53PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Usually I do math in my head, Pythagorean theorem
Jul 18 2013 8:06PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Fuck double negatives.
Jul 18 2013 8:33PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
H hurts my sex drive for sure. That could be part of the problem but i dont do it that often
Jul 18 2013 8:51PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Seriously?
Jul 18 2013 8:53PM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
or just get soft without cumming which is always somewhat weird
Jul 19 2013 12:04AM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
if you are always prematuring without a condom, it sounds like youre someone who should definitely still be wearing a condom.
Jul 19 2013 12:12AM
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traderjoe
Posts: 5 - Karma: 132
option A: pee in her butt
option B: Become a father
Jul 19 2013 12:50AM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Precum = Childsupport. Wear a rubber, or have her take the pill.
Jul 19 2013 1:06AM
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Brown_Bag
Posts: 273 - Karma: 677
Says a heroin addict.
Jul 19 2013 2:23AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
this is another way better option
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Jul 19 2013 10:26AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
you could as well administer a falcon punch as well.
Jul 19 2013 10:57AM
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