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Generic Things That Just Dont Cut It

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hendriab
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Lol who cares.

But seriously, I do the dishes at my place, and, weird as it may sound, I cannot stand generic dish soap. No lie, Dawn just takes the cake. Its better.

This wrestler I used to work with would always make the biggest deal out of Oreos, and how off-brand cream stuffed chocolate cookies just wouldnt cut it. I dunno.

Anyone have any other products that simply must be brand name!? Im literally dying to know...
Jul 16 2013 9:56PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Cocoa Puffs
The store brand is made with wheat now and it tastes like shit.
Jul 16 2013 9:59PM
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hendriab
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ha nice. i havent eaten cereal in a few months because of Crohns disease, but I remember that off brand cereal was terrible haha. seriously tho, fuck wheat. And its the same with pop-tarts. you ever eaten an off brand pop-tart. If memory serves, those were the pits.
Jul 16 2013 10:01PM
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LoathesRaisins
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The maple brown sugar ones are the worst. It tastes like your munching on ground cinnamon.
Jul 16 2013 10:03PM
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hendriab
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you ever try to just brew it yourself? Just get some black tea, either loose leaf or bagged, and just put it in some cold water overnight? I really dig it haha, helps to avoid juice and soda and shit
Jul 16 2013 10:03PM
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hendriab
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haha so fucking dry, thing would turn to dust when you bit in
Jul 16 2013 10:04PM
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hendriab
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for sure. so convenient. Give it a shot tho. To start (see if you like it) just buy a gallon of water (1$) and then a little box of black tea bags (not generic of course haha), and just hang like 5 of 'em in and let it sit overnight. Wake up and taste. Too weak? add another bag or two. Too strong? Serial dilute that shiz
Jul 16 2013 10:07PM
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snwbrdmilf
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You should make sun tea then. Not sure how the cold water overnight actually brews the tea in the other post. But I let the sun slow brew my tea for a day. Then slice in some lemons and cool it in the fridge. Remove lemons (otherwise you'll get an overly acidic taste). Super yum. No refined sugar.
Jul 16 2013 10:08PM
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7springsprod
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My mom brews a lot of tea and she brews it hot but just throws it in a containter and puts it in the fridge. I'm not a huge tea drinker but I'm guessing the hot brew is quicker and a better brew than the overnight cool brew?
Jul 16 2013 10:11PM
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LoathesRaisins
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I never knew people went to these lengths to brew tea. Nestea is good for me.
Jul 16 2013 10:13PM
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JeremyB
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Nutella.
Jul 16 2013 10:22PM
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DrZoidberg
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My mother makes homemade iced tea sometimes. She also puts fruit juice in it, like peach juice or something.

Skateboard wheels; I like to be able to powerslide without turning my wheels into a semicircle.

Sometimes paper towels. I try not to use so many of them, but I had some that were just too weak to be useful. Like it was difficult to tear it off without ripping it the wrong way. I would wipe stuff, and they would rip. So annoying.


Jul 16 2013 10:24PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
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safety scissors
Jul 16 2013 10:41PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Cheese Nips are awful and far inferior to Cheeze-its.
Jul 16 2013 10:49PM
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DizzyG
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If you add a tiny amount of baking soda, it takes away the little bit of acidity in the tea, makes it so smooth. Not sure if it works with lemons though.
Jul 16 2013 10:58PM
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hendriab
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snap I didnt even know generic nutella existed haha
Jul 16 2013 11:32PM
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hendriab
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heat speeds it up, but is not necessary. as others have said, you could brew warm and then let cool. By making sun tea, or doing a cold brew, you tend to get less bitter tasting tea, which is my jam haha
Jul 16 2013 11:34PM
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hendriab
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totally know what you mean with paper products. Thick, quilted ass Brauney (sp?) is so much better than the crappy, ultra thin, zero absorbent generic brand trash.
Jul 16 2013 11:35PM
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_Garagely_
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Basically any copycat Kirkland Signature or Great Value product.
Jul 16 2013 11:40PM
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SkierPT
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Thank you someone with the same opinion as me
Jul 17 2013 12:00AM
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Blake.P
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Generic toilet paper is horrible. Gotta step it up to that decent two ply at the least
Jul 17 2013 12:03AM
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paige.
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Except toilet paper, for some reason I love kirkland's toilet paper.

I bought no-name brand q-tips once... never again. I also wouldn't trust no-name condoms.
Jul 17 2013 12:09AM
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Algebra
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off brand twizzlers just arent the same
Jul 17 2013 12:12AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Great Value I'll give you. But Kirkland? Dude I would get everything Kirkland brand if I could. It's just repackaged name brand.

Their bagels literally have the Einsteins logo on the back.

Their TP and paper towels are amazing.
Jul 17 2013 12:19AM
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act.resist
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off brand peanut butter. JIF 4 EVER.

i also have a weird thing with off brand ice cream, i dont know why but i know it tastes exactly the same as other ice cream. but i just cant eat it.
Jul 17 2013 12:29AM
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NinetyFour
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Honestly, Superstore/Loblaws or whatever absolutely makes banger granola bars and so forth. Far superior to Nature Valley. +1 for generic brands. For the most part though the real deal is where it's at, and can't be beat.
Jul 17 2013 12:35AM
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Edga-Allen-Poe
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Wow in the grand scheme of humanity this thread really fucking matters.
Jul 17 2013 12:37AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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crescent rolls, you gotta go with pillsbury. the generic brand just sucks
Jul 17 2013 12:45AM
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hendriab
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haha yup.  FUCK COMMERCE. but seriously, I am such a whore to name brand shit.
Jul 17 2013 12:50AM
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bigbromskier
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safeway toilet paper is actually really good. honestly, i think it's pretty sad if you care that much what you wipe your ass with.
in truth, though, the worst is the super super thin industrial/commercial stuff that is in schools n other public bathrooms, and it's not even technically generic. that's definitely where I draw the line, but sadly you have to suffer through it cause there's no other options in a public shitter.
Jul 17 2013 1:06AM
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will_powder
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How good is the President's Choice name brand lineup though?

banger.
Jul 17 2013 1:19AM
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Titus69
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walmarts twinkies will never amount to the originals
Jul 17 2013 1:21AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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foreign prostitutes are never as good as the the domestic ones.
Jul 17 2013 1:28AM
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act.resist
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Gross. Choosy moms choose gif. Your mom mustve been one of them low class bitches. OHHHHH
Jul 17 2013 2:59AM
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act.resist
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Jif*
Jul 17 2013 2:59AM
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terraclot
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If your mom cared about your health, she would not have chosen jif. that shit is candy topping
Jul 17 2013 3:17AM
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Kreech
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I'm doing that tomorrow I've just decided.
Jul 17 2013 3:31AM
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Heart
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MP3 players
Tablets
Computer monitors
TV's
Headphones
Jul 17 2013 3:36AM
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E__
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Fuck off Poe, make a poem about how dark and depressing this thread makes you.
Jul 17 2013 4:07AM
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SkierX
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This is the first thing that popped into my mind when I opened this thread.

Cheap TP is up high on my list of worst things in the world.
Jul 17 2013 8:08AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Actually, choosy moms choose healthy peanut butter. Teddy's ftw.
Jul 17 2013 8:09AM
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SkierX
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I'll add cheddar cheese to the mix. Cabot all the way.
Jul 17 2013 8:10AM
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yelsel
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Bacon and TP are two things that you should NEVER go generic on
Jul 17 2013 8:14AM
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Rparr
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There was an off brand of Dr. pepper called "Dr. Thunder", always made me lol
Jul 17 2013 8:19AM
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errrka
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toilet paper for real. I hate the kind that is in most public places, like you can see through it, what is that?
Jul 17 2013 12:46PM
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howlongcanausern
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you shut your whorish mouth don't talk shit about kirkland
Jul 17 2013 12:50PM
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FreeskiThe603
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Generic brand cola is disgusting. Coca-Cola is just too good for a generic brand to compete.

inb4 Pepsi's better
Jul 17 2013 12:55PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Agreed. Cracker barrel is pretty good as well.
Jul 17 2013 1:00PM
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LiquorLanch
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generic tissues and toilet paper or whatever it is that schools buy. That shit literally gives my ass papercuts and it sucks!
Jul 17 2013 1:08PM
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SamMcChesney
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Usually I would agree but my mom got this generic brand of lucky charms and it's like 1000x better than the normal.
Jul 17 2013 1:11PM
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Ski_the_east01
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There are brand name same scissors?

What a dumb fucking contribution to this thread


Nothing worse than going to a big bbq and then host decided to save a few pennies on generic potato chips...pretty much just a slap in the face to all their guests
Jul 17 2013 1:22PM
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