I love awsome Resident Hall assistants. Me and a freind were over at some girls Dorm. They were all pretty drunk, but there was still a ton of beer and a handle of Rum. Anyways, some guys with a big mouth rats on us. So the we hid the rum before they came up. The RA just walked in said since he heard there was beer he had to check it, then he took the Beer, and left the room. But afterwards we got the Beer back. That RA is sweet, cause he was supposed to dump it all out.
The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
the ra's here make sure you dont choke on your own vomit at night. Thats what i think i love about them the most, the life saving factor. Of course we also have a studnet run campus patrol who do the same thing with the added bonus of ensuring you dont freeze to death in a snow bank... Ahhh life is good.