so yeah i'll just say tell it straight- i want a hookup before i go off to work at camp for a month and my girlfriend and i just broke up so i've been texting this other girl. we hung out once and decided to smoke a little and hook up the next night. she started texting me about how i would be a good boyfriend and i made sure she knew i didnt want a relationship- she replied like "oh yeah of course not i love being single in the summer". she's kinda a bitch and classic annoying always bitching about people calling her ugly and i play along and tell her shes not and shit. she was acting super desperate sending me snapchats of her in a thong (she has a nice body but kinda weird face we both know i can do better i just want it quick) when i dont text her back.
so i'm ready that afternoon and she texts me saying shes sorry but too tired (didn't sound like she meant it) so i'm like wtf i thought she wanted this desperately. next night same deal too tired. someone explain to me what shes doing cause its some test or some shit
"when it comes down to it you just need to sack up and see some tits every once and a while."
SKI THE EAST