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How to become a PRO skier

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simuhn
Posts: 142 - Karma: 86
Do doubles. smoke weed. get sponsored. stop skiing. start filming. start surfing//
Jul 14 2013 1:03AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
ty 4 the advice
Jul 14 2013 1:08AM
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SunburntSquad
Posts: 293 - Karma: 496
. ?????
. Profit
Jul 14 2013 1:37AM
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GrahamGould
Posts: 713 - Karma: 2,439
yep, that sounds about right.
Jul 14 2013 1:40AM
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SHARKWEAK
Posts: 209 - Karma: 4,079
*how to be Jacob Wester
Jul 14 2013 5:50AM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280

1st:  Dont Suck

2nd:  Start hanging with good Photographer/filmers

3rd:  Do cool shit in front of them and get good edits posted

4th:  Go to as many events as possible(meet people who count)

5th:  Continue to not suck

Sponsorship will follow 

Jul 14 2013 6:27AM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,733
So am I
Jul 14 2013 9:47AM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
Me too!
Jul 14 2013 12:46PM
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M3TRO
Posts: 645 - Karma: 5,389
i feel like they just take anyone nowa days...
Jul 14 2013 12:55PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
I'm sponsored by YOUR mom
Jul 14 2013 1:07PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
Op is wrong, you have to do TRIPLES and INJECT METH. doubles and weed are so 3 years ago.
Jul 14 2013 1:46PM
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
Why are these threads so bad

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Jul 14 2013 2:01PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Step 1: Get off NS and stop making unwitty threads
Jul 14 2013 2:37PM
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Steasyskia
Posts: 34 - Karma: 353
Do Future spins. Get paaaaaaaaid.

And fuck bitches, dont forget to fuck bitches.
Jul 14 2013 2:51PM
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YoungJ
Posts: 447 - Karma: 883
I think you have to message a mod and ask for an orange name and if you receive one your a pro
Jul 14 2013 4:19PM
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YouAllSuck
Posts: 632 - Karma: 1,177
As am I, but I think she is going to drop me from the team soon.
Jul 14 2013 5:42PM
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Mr.CarrotCake
Posts: 162 - Karma: 112
i left mine for nordica
Jul 14 2013 8:47PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Do future spins. Get paiddddddddd.
Jul 14 2013 10:33PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
Get Ratchet
Jul 15 2013 3:02AM
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