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Horses.

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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
Horses are fucking rapists.


They have scary bulging eyes and stare at you like they are saying "IMA FUCK YOU UP"

Also they have huge horse cocks.

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Jul 13 2013 10:44PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Cool
Jul 13 2013 10:46PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I know... I know
Jul 13 2013 10:47PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
according to a recent allergy test, i am mildly allergic to horses.

who knew..
Jul 13 2013 10:53PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
I have been told several times by many people that girls who ride horses know how to fuck, and know how to fuck well. Can anyone confirm? Maybe with your similar local pool of ladies OP, you could answer that from experience...?
Jul 13 2013 10:53PM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
horses rape children and hate america.
Jul 13 2013 11:12PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948
inb4 pics of horse cocks
Jul 13 2013 11:22PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
welp
Jul 13 2013 11:29PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Mmmmm, those strong thighs that know how to latch on to you.

Too bad they so often smell of horse.
Jul 13 2013 11:31PM
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cbj
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Jul 13 2013 11:32PM
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WVskiing
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its fucking horrible. They legs and ass are all muscle and not soft and round
Jul 13 2013 11:33PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMjvVBW-aJo

Idk why that didnt work
Jul 13 2013 11:36PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
holy shit that's a big dick
Jul 14 2013 12:00AM
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B.Aussie
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inb4 daph
Jul 14 2013 12:15AM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
came in to post this.
Jul 14 2013 12:44AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
do they?
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Jul 14 2013 12:50AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Quality.
Jul 14 2013 1:00AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
damn
Jul 14 2013 1:27AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
I'm fucking hammered and that first pic is scary as fuck
Jul 14 2013 6:03AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
I broke my arm falling off a horse in 3rd grade.
NEVER AGAIN. IT DIDN'T EVEN SAY SORRY
Jul 14 2013 10:50AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Ponies are cool
Jul 14 2013 12:41PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Get this nothing ducking bronie shot off ns
Jul 14 2013 2:04PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
What?
Jul 14 2013 2:42PM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
FUCK THE HORSES THEY HAVE HUGE COCKS
Aug 9 2013 2:50PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
They have eyes on the side of their head so they have a wider field of view. Sure, It makes it much harder for them to focus on any single object, and it causes their vision to be much blurrier, but that is traded for the ability to detect predators from almost any direction. So yeah, that makes sense.

Anyways, I fucking hate horses.
Aug 9 2013 2:59PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
yes
Aug 9 2013 3:08PM
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Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578
http://youtu.be/3oneKkknX7Q?t=1s

Aug 9 2013 3:13PM
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Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578
this
http://youtu.be/3oneKkknX7Q?t=1s
Aug 9 2013 3:16PM
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Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578
fucking embed not working!!!!

Aug 9 2013 3:18PM
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Notreallydrunk
Posts: 80 - Karma: 63
I ate a horse in my swedish ikea meatballs once, it was great. We should definitely eat more horses. I mean cows are one thing, but horses dont even give us milk. horses are only scary food stuff
Aug 9 2013 4:19PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
You are riding a fucking avalanche of semi-literate posts
Aug 9 2013 4:30PM
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SFB
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mr.sloth 4 prez of ns
Aug 9 2013 8:09PM
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Coxworth
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 2,845
didnt read anything but almost lost my life to one, they are scary as fuck to me but have my respect
Aug 9 2013 9:07PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
My fwb rides horses a ton. But she doesn't know how to fuck very well
Aug 9 2013 9:13PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
Apparently they are quite good, but also look like horses... Worth it?
Aug 10 2013 1:57AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
Your point?
Aug 14 2013 12:39AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
Fact:
Horses are not native to the u.s.
Aug 14 2013 12:56AM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
the chick im trying to get with atm rides horses. i'll let you know once i find out
Aug 14 2013 1:08AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
They do have legs of steel, but the few girls that rode horses that ive been with have been about average, one of the three horse riders was a very good fuck. So idk.. id say its a toss up, probably depends on the chick.
Aug 14 2013 1:26AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
No shit. Want a fucking cookie?
Aug 14 2013 1:33AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
No I didn't ask for one. And my comment is by far not the most pointless in the thead. Actually come to think about it, your post has less point to it.
Aug 14 2013 1:52AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
I never said it was pointless, good reading comprehension. It's just fairly common knowledge.
Aug 14 2013 2:09AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,130
So I guess a guy literally getting sodomized by a horse in an incident resulting in his death is a little too much for NS, even in a link. I'm saddened, but unsurprised.
Aug 14 2013 2:19AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
Thank you I was unaware it was common knowledge. I'll make sure I'll run all my post by you from now on! Sorry for all the confusion. Wait who are you again? Oh yeah a nobody via the internet feeding their self righteous ego.
Aug 14 2013 2:19AM
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marsh.
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Aug 14 2013 2:44AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Since we're on the subject of horses, I feel this is relevant.

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Aug 14 2013 3:44AM
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.Hugo.
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Perfect! That's what I like to hear.
Aug 14 2013 6:23AM
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