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This is why americans can't take us seriously

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shuckle
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I saw this in my quality free newspaper a few days ago.

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canadian politics in a nutshell
Jul 11 2013 6:59PM
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will_powder
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Famous people often go into politics. Laroque is a smart guy.
Jul 11 2013 7:02PM
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MNS
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Canada is awesome. Sorry people don't take us seriously cause we have fun and don't poke our noses in everyone's business. GeeZ
Jul 11 2013 7:04PM
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howlongcanausern
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>afghanistan
Jul 11 2013 7:12PM
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daannnnieel
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Honestly though, who cares what americans think? If they're judging, we can say that they elected bush twice.
Jul 11 2013 9:11PM
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El_Barto.
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Canada sucks
Jul 11 2013 9:36PM
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Wolfgang.
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But it doesn't even matter, half of the americans don't even know where Canada is.

Jul 11 2013 9:36PM
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Wolfgang.
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I'm sorry, I thought it was implied. #internetproblems
Jul 11 2013 9:41PM
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Funnel
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Just for reference, California is larger than Canada.
Jul 11 2013 11:26PM
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youngdtay
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In terms of population and population density; yes, I will agree with you.
Jul 11 2013 11:34PM
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LoathesRaisins
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You don't have a choice. It's a fact.
Jul 11 2013 11:42PM
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youngdtay
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Just because something is fact doesn't mean I have to agree with it.
Jul 11 2013 11:52PM
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YourMomsCouch
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As an American, I wish I was Canadian....
Jul 11 2013 11:57PM
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howlongcanausern
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me too :(
Jul 12 2013 12:05AM
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roddy116
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I spent an entire camp session bunking with them, there nice people but they do not shut the fuck up when you would like them to.
Jul 12 2013 12:12AM
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TRAP_CHEF
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me three
Jul 12 2013 12:21AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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Jul 12 2013 12:33AM
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youngdtay
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PRESIDENT CAMACHO!
Jul 12 2013 12:34AM
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.frenchy
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Hahahah fucking Laraque. Sucked in Montreal, sucked everywhere.
Jul 12 2013 12:34AM
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EricCartman
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Fuck that, America is way better overall canada is essentially a third world country, its terribly worthless to the rest of the world
Jul 12 2013 12:39AM
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_Garagely_
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Every Canadian I see on the road is a terrible driver. I do wish I was Canadian though.
Jul 12 2013 12:51AM
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Spinoza
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yeah all of us
Jul 12 2013 12:55AM
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J-C
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Only ontarian are bad driver the rest of Canadian drive the same has everyone else
Jul 12 2013 12:56AM
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Spinoza
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only quebecers dont speak english good the rest of canada speak like everyone else
Jul 12 2013 1:06AM
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bigbromskier
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indeed
Jul 12 2013 2:08AM
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Stose
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Me too, just so I can ride a moose to school while drinking mapel syrup
Jul 12 2013 3:50AM
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james6345789
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Is that a black hockey player?
Jul 12 2013 9:05AM
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GayWolf420
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No you don't. Everyone says they don't want to be american because everyone else does.
Jul 12 2013 9:30AM
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.Rybak.
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It's funny because of your icon.
Jul 12 2013 9:48AM
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DutchMastaTHC
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when I first looked at the article I just assumed they made a typo and ment to say NFL player...oops
Jul 12 2013 10:25AM
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EricCartman
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Canadians are just dingbats though, they think they are part of the elite countries but they dont have shit for power
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the little fish (Canada) leeching off the shark (USA / Rest of World)
Jul 12 2013 10:33AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Your shark isn't fat enough.
Jul 12 2013 10:41AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Best of both worlds here. Canadian Passport and American Passport. Dual citizenship ftw
Jul 12 2013 10:52AM
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Mr.Huck
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If I were Canadian, I would vote for Laroque. I may not agree with him politically, but it would be awesome to have a politician, throw the gloves down and beat the crap out of the opposition. C-Span would be the best channel ever if we had a few guys in congress like that.

Jul 12 2013 11:03AM
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Bumblesteeze
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Jul 12 2013 1:25PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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As a a true red white and blue blooded american I can safely say this guy is an idiot and we don't feel that way about canada.
Jul 12 2013 1:42PM
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howlongcanausern
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im sure it's just a coincidence that 75% of canada lives within 100 miles of the us....shit even mexico does better than that

jk jk canada me loves
Jul 12 2013 1:48PM
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Spinoza
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in a lot of ways this is true, in a lot of ways its not. but anyways i think its pretty cool. we get a lot of American perks without the negative stereotypes that Americans get. The world loves Canada, or at least likes us. and if theres a War we're gonna be defended by America.
Jul 12 2013 1:58PM
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Dingo69
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Better than electing fuckin obama twice
Jul 12 2013 2:41PM
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shuckle
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Jul 14 2013 7:45PM
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chicken
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I hate the green party. Laraque is a cool guy though (and a vegan).
Jul 14 2013 7:53PM
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Stickity
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Our other options weren't exactly dazzling either
Jul 14 2013 10:22PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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I spend a month every summer in canada. I like the people and my only complaint is that everything is so fucking expensive.
Jul 14 2013 11:16PM
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daannnnieel
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If you're anything like me, new people never shut the fuck up when you want them to. Don't blame it on being canadian, that's your own fault.
Jul 14 2013 11:21PM
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SamMcChesney
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canada......
Jul 15 2013 11:13AM
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howlongcanausern
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i have this same glider
Jul 15 2013 11:19AM
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werd.
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Henrik and Tanner at 1:07
Jul 15 2013 11:26AM
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act.resist
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Except that youre associated with being idiots who live in log cabins and chop lumber for a living. You also have really really high taxes
Jul 15 2013 11:39AM
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howlongcanausern
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*a system that doesn't bankrupt you for getting sick
Jul 15 2013 12:11PM
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act.resist
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Yea well every ontarioan that lives close to the border shops in america because they cant afford to shop in canada. I have never seen as many ontario liscense plates in michigan as i have recently.
Jul 15 2013 12:16PM
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VT_scratch
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minimum wage is typically higher in canada than the states, due to a higher cost of living. however the dollars are close enough that when converting your hourly pay in canada into american dollars, you go spend it in the states and can get way more of a bang for your buck. its not that no one can afford to live here, its that they're being smart with their money and using america for its cheaper products. this however does not work for americans....

go canada
Jul 15 2013 12:27PM
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