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A retarded person could write country music

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DanielPlainview
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sick of hearing people say country music is deep and complicated because its stupid easy to write
Jul 10 2013 10:25PM
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iFlip
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It's good to have goals. Remember, you're special and you can achieve what you set out to do. Perhaps one day we'll hear your tunes on the radio! Good luck with the songwriting special buddy!
Jul 10 2013 10:28PM
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DanielPlainview
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ty :)
Jul 10 2013 10:29PM
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MNS
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Play a country song backwards! It's way more
Cheerful, the singer usually gets his dog, house, and wife back.
Jul 10 2013 10:33PM
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TheBigApple
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A retarded person could write any genre of music. It takes talent to make it sound good.
Jul 10 2013 10:34PM
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rememberscott
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"me and my dog on ma porch drinking ice cold beer" yep "take me down the back roads homeeeee"
Jul 10 2013 10:38PM
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foodbuffet11
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A retarded person can write and play classical music.
Jul 10 2013 10:41PM
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.Rybak.
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And my wife walked out on me... so i went and got my rifle and went back to my truck and cried all night. The next morning i realised she took my dog.
Jul 10 2013 10:42PM
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DanielPlainview
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drivin down a one way street
I got jesus in the passenger seat

Jul 10 2013 10:43PM
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chicken
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Jul 10 2013 10:44PM
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chicken
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Jul 10 2013 10:45PM
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chicken
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Jul 10 2013 10:47PM
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JAHpow
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Stumbled outta the bar this mornin at 8
Gotta get in ma truck and head to the train depot
To pick up my mom from prison
Shit, my woman left me, gunno go drink

And repeat
Jul 10 2013 10:48PM
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NinetyFour
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All modern/pop country of today sucks majors balls, and could simply be defined as loose butthole. The exception however.....







THAT TROPICAL SHIT THOUGH. NOTHING WRONG WITH GETTING WASTED ON A FUCKING BEAAAACCCCH!



Yeah anything else country that doesn't carry that tropical/margaritaville vibe, can pound the beautiful beach sand and get with the game. GET WITH THE GAME SHITTY COUNTRY.
Jul 10 2013 10:58PM
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DaffyDaDak
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how to sing country?
first make the sound of a basketball shotclock buzzer sound
then make the voice of a 10 year old going through puberty
put them together and BAM. you have country my friend
Jul 10 2013 11:53PM
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Dingo69
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Agreed country is a joke. Except jonny cash. But hes not really country anyways
Jul 10 2013 11:56PM
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FightClub27
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Im just gonna put this here and let you think about what you are saying,
I mean really, "R.I.P. rest in pussy" thats the work of a lyrical genius
Jul 11 2013 12:10AM
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t_rob
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Meh. This shit happens in every genre. Who cares. Although there are probably more country songs that reference beer drinking than any other genre, I think country is probably the most diverse genre when it comes to the topics of songs. Country singers will sing about anything and not even give a fuck.
Jul 11 2013 12:16AM
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walrussteeze
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It takes a lot more talent than a lot of Rap (there are, of course, exceptions) and without a doubt more talent than fucking pop. Shitty rap song consists of rapper talking about his car, money, drugs or women with shitty generic beats. I mean, at least it takes real instruments to make. Though there is also a lot of shitty country like Taylor swift, and all that pop-country bullshit. And op if you like lil wayne, drake, kanye or any other "artists" like that you should not be complaining about complexity.
Jul 11 2013 3:32AM
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.squirrely.
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country fucking blows
Jul 11 2013 9:03AM
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WVskiing
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ayy!
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Jul 11 2013 9:21AM
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iH8pow
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A retarded person can write a wrap song even easier IMO... or pop. Agreed Johnny Cash was one of the last people who could write good music.

I'm not much of a fan of country myself, but find myself listening to it more on XM now since rap, although often has good beats, the lyrics are just as shitty. Heard a good country song though, Alcohol and Pills. I swear it wasn't by Fred Eaglesmith though


Jul 11 2013 9:28AM
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act.resist
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Plus the cord change is usually so basic it hurts.
Jul 11 2013 9:42AM
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Daski
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I really, really hope youre trolling
Jul 11 2013 9:45AM
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nagger
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no I'm pretty sure they execute retarded people in the south. and retards from everywhere else don't know that country is music they think it's a recording of themselves in the bathtub.
Jul 11 2013 9:46AM
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Mr.Sloth
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I love wrap music
Jul 11 2013 9:53AM
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juicedrummer11
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this. all country music is just G, C, Am and D in some variation and sometimes a capo thrown on in random spots.

Jul 11 2013 11:11AM
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nagger
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okay what progression does prog metal follow every time fancy pants
Jul 11 2013 11:26AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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Jul 11 2013 11:26AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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but the old stuff is actual country. waylon jennings, and of course Johnny Horton. awww yaaaa
Jul 11 2013 11:34AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Mild annoyance-Headache-Bleeding Ears-Kill myself...

That's pretty much the only progression I hear in Metal...
Jul 11 2013 11:38AM
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howlongcanausern
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seriously...OP is just buttmad because some country guy fucked his bitch
Jul 11 2013 11:40AM
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esotericjive
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Show me a country song thats not in some configuration of 2-5-1
Jul 11 2013 11:42AM
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act.resist
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Thanks proving the point that basic progression provides shitty music.
Jul 11 2013 11:43AM
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DanielPlainview
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i hate lil wayne and pretty much anyone with those kind of lyrics
Jul 11 2013 12:18PM
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jblaski
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Once again, NS proudly shows it's immaturity.
Jul 11 2013 12:42PM
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act.resist
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Pretty good music in my opinion
Jul 11 2013 1:02PM
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thebeesknees
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Hahahahaha you're an idiot.
Jul 11 2013 1:12PM
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t_rob
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so what genre is this?

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Jul 11 2013 1:38PM
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jblaski
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I know this much:

Not rap, since notes, time signatures, and key mean nothing to them.


Not Electronic, none of those symbols are buttons on their MacBook.
Jul 11 2013 1:47PM
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t_rob
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Yeah, I posted that picture because no one would really be able to tell me what kind of music the song is from those two measures. It's from a well known song so if someone listens to it they'd be able to figure it out but trying to figure out the genre starting with rules won't happen. Hint: It's not mathcore or one of those subgenres/styles which I don't understand why they even are defined/exist in the first place.


One of my pet peeves is that people characterize genres/subgenres/styles by such specific "rules." I don't get why people have to separate music that way. Why can't it just be like ok, I like how this sounds but I don't like how this sounds so I'm going to listen to this. I play piano and kind of guitar and there are so many riffs that I can make bluesy or country or whatever ]super easily. I mix it up because it's fun, not because I'm trying to define myself by them.
Jul 11 2013 3:36PM
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t_rob
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PS.

I'm kind of convinced people write rap lyrics or country lyrics just to try to say the most ridiculous shit possible in songs just because they can.
Jul 11 2013 3:44PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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Is this a joke? Cash is like a 1960s Kelly Clarkson or Adele. Johnny Cash had an amazing voice and wrote catchy songs, but he sure as hell wasn't an exceptional songwriter.

Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, and Metallica all were better songwriters than Cash, and that's just picking from one genre. I could probably name hundreds of people who are better songwriters than Cash.
Jul 11 2013 3:55PM
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Pigeon.
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wake up hungover and drink a beer
get my lazy ass out of bed
kiss my sister who's my wife
look at my incest child and shake my head

hop in my pick up truck
grab some dip and stick it in my lip
yep
beer
horses
beer

Jul 11 2013 9:09PM
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SFB
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guess who came up with these:

And permanently upon this journey
Through the journal of the book of life
Those who took a life without justice
will become just ice ice ice
It's been taught that your worst enemy can harm you
as much as your own wicked thoughts
What devils fought we wrought, and let's annoint
Now you're bein persecuted by that universal court court court
Iron hell with the strong blend of rape and blend of sandal
with rose petals and jasmine, as men use talismans
Burn some incense, chantin witchcraft to reach high dimensions
I'm convinced, Allah is God always has been always will be
You could travel every square inch of the planet and still be
Ninety-three million miles away from the sun
Til you realize you and the sun is one, like the knowledge
Know the ledge to where your heart is
or fall off into the internal hell that's uncharted
Jul 11 2013 9:14PM
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t_rob
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I cheated and cut and pasted it into google. Not surprised.
Jul 11 2013 9:26PM
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Wolfgang.
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Hey now, don't insult the mentally challenged. You'd be surprised, their disabilities sometimes make them gifted in other aspects.
Jul 11 2013 9:30PM
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SFB
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thats what i would have done. but you get my point.
Jul 11 2013 10:09PM
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AT-AT
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Alot of the new country "pop" is shit. However, there are great songs like the above one that still hold meaning and have thoughtful lyrics
Jul 11 2013 11:20PM
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DutchMastaTHC
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beautiful :,)
Jul 12 2013 10:42AM
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