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Getting out of Jury Duty

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000000000000
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Best way, go
Jul 10 2013 1:24AM
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Fun_dip
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Just ignore it, tear it up and throw it away. That's what my family has always done and nothing has ever happened.
Jul 10 2013 1:28AM
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gengar.
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If i remember right you can have one pass during your life time, if you really wanna use it
Jul 10 2013 1:28AM
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J-LUVrunsthegame
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Jul 10 2013 1:28AM
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t_rob
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Jul 10 2013 1:29AM
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eheath
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I had to go once, my scheduled time to show up was when I was out of town, sent them a letter, they didnt respond and I didn't show up.

They say you can appeal and that's what I did, so I'd try that, make up some bullshit and if they never get back to you, don't show up and blame them.


You could also go to the screening and say you hate gay people and black people.
Jul 10 2013 1:29AM
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Flacko
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. this
Jul 10 2013 1:29AM
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SFB
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tell them you hate black people or tell them that you judge everyone by how you percieve their aura/juju.
Jul 10 2013 1:30AM
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000000000000
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I thought of that, but chances are the case involves a white trash meth head that beat his wife.
Jul 10 2013 1:32AM
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terraclot
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Show up to the screening and tell them you believe in the death penalty for all crimes
Jul 10 2013 1:35AM
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eheath
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Doesn't matter, they won't pick someone who is openly racist and prejudice towards anything, it doesn't make a good juror.
Jul 10 2013 1:46AM
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*TURBONERD*
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You could also try and say you hate poor people, women, and basically express prejudice towards everything that isn't exactly like you.
Jul 10 2013 1:47AM
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eheath
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Yes, that too.


Or like some of us said, don't show up. Are you in college? Say you didnt get the letter because your car is registered/license with your old address or something even though thats illegal, they wont do shit.
Jul 10 2013 1:51AM
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lineskier10
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if its a trial about a methhead say your sister was raped by a methhead and you hate them
Jul 10 2013 2:00AM
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feihlination
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you could talk to your imaginary dog when you go into some kind of preliminary hearing or whatever. bring something to throw him, like a ball or frisbee and randomly throw it. then act disappointed with your lazy dog.
Jul 10 2013 5:39AM
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EastShoreDrive
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One way I have been told other than the racist/prejudice route is to make it known that you always believe what a police officer says to be truthful. You are therefore biased to police testimony and the defense attorney will want to dismiss you. How you would actually go about doing this with some subtly is beyond me. Do you have any family or friends who are cops, sheriffs, attorneys, etc.? The judge will ask you during selection as a way to get rid of potentially biased jurors. Come up with a list of people you can name.

Don't just skip it. Depending on where you live they can issue a bench warrant and/or fine you.
Jul 10 2013 8:55AM
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Bogs
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Just tell them you hate blacks, asians, hispanics, europeans, women, gays, transgender people, bisexuals, poor people, middleclass people, people who aren't christian, atheists, liberals, communists, socialists, young people, old people, betas, short people, ugly people, frat bros, and any other category of people you can think of to hate
Jul 10 2013 9:13AM
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Bogs
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right, and Australians, New Zealanders, Oceanic people in genera. And Canadians, of course.
Jul 10 2013 9:15AM
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the.hellion.
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You could also just suck it up and perform your civic duty without complaint. Small sacrifice for all that freedom and shit. Yes it may be boring, but if the trial goes on for a while they'll compensate you. And who knows, you might even learn something. It, it could be like, CSI !
And a lot of the time they won't pick you anyway ...
Jul 10 2013 9:19AM
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Mr.Sloth
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And when you get a court summons and they arrest you, just tell them that NSG said it was okay!
Jul 10 2013 9:39AM
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Flacko
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againg just throw it in the trash and act like you never got it. you could just say someone else must have thrown it out, although i have never gotten any trouble
Jul 10 2013 10:34AM
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J_Christoph
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2BsMSNfraQ

someone emded this. Solution from Liz Lemon
Jul 10 2013 10:45AM
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LiquorLanch
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Playing the race card is an excellent way to get out of the case, essentially whatever the defendent or prosecutors victims races are you hate them.

or say stupid, ignorant andspitefu lthings

source: former LA Country Gang Prosecutor and Criminal Attorney
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