So two nights ago there were these drunks outside of my friends beach house having a big ass bonfire. They threw on some random peoples chairs, about fifteen in all and melted them in to nothing. They got bored or tired, i dont even know, so they went back to there house and my friends and I took over the fire. Little did we know, some goon called the cops and reported that there was a massive bonfire and people were burning chairs that didnt belong to them. Fast-forward fifteen minutes, we all being males decided to try and out the fire out by pissing on it and and out of nowhere appeared two overweight police officers. They took took all of our names and we had a little "chat" about how burning other peoples property was an illegal activity. We told them that it wasnt us and insisted urinating on a fire is perfectly legal.