you have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
Skiierman is a cash-rabid cyborg forged in the fires of Mt. Doom and hell-bent on destroying the human race
pros follow skiierman around
Skierman is the truth
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
Skiierman's dirty little secret is that he is the iota of truth.